Season 42, Week 2
Evans
(Breath of Fire II)
 
Poetry and villainy walk together like true lovers, and Evans, the god of death, can make truly beautiful works out of iambic pentameter like few others. His flowery oratorical skills, his ability to understand the workings of life and death (particularly death), his nigh-ironic rhymes and highly emotional subjects are more than enough to make him a true artiste. However, he might not have as much time to bring out his peerless poetry to the field, as he has to fight the rather unsophisticated fisherman Miguel. Evans' elegant poetic flow is wasted on a simpleton from Arni, and his fighting powers are no match to Evans' godlike might, either! A few sonnets followed by timely Bone Lasers should be more than enough to show this hicksville-dweller a bit of high-cultured grace. It's like giving pearls to pigs, but such is the meandering desire of fate.

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Aah, what's an old fisherman to do? In his record-setting ninth appearance in the DL, Miguel battles yet another ancient evil bent on destroying the world. Yawn. How...typical. All Miguel wants to do is grab a win or two in-between naps and catching his dinner on the calm waters of the dead sea. While Miguel may have had to battle Serge and company, his powers are firmly holy-elemental, just the thing a creature of evil like Deathevans fears. HolyDragonSword should burn a hole through Evans's demonic body with nary an effort. Even better is the poetic villain's reliance on status attacks and dispelling attacks, something that Miguel doesn't care a whit about. Once he's finished up this warmup, he'll do something important, like find where he left his spare hat. A man can't fight or fish without a good hat.


spawnofthejudge

Underestimation seems to slam quite a few members of the duelling league, and this match is no exception to this rule. Evans, being the demon-spawn of a God, thinks Miguel is merely a fisherman, but he'd obviously never seen how easily the unassuming hick had slammed his daughter's boyfriend around way back when. Evans didn't even know what hit him when the Holy Light symbol appeared.

Evans: 15
Miguel: 46

Barubary
Hey its a fishermen... Fishermen don't win fights... Well Fishermen loses to big scary demon god

Anyways Hail Evans... The true god amongst gods. Besides I can't allow A fishermen whose always been humilated stay in Godlike. Sorry can't allow it