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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Choko time! It's time for rainbows, sunshine, lollipops, sugar-toothed demon girls and hearty buttkickings for those horrible creepy, scary, evil forces of darkness and emo! Being stared down by someone so mean and heartless as Xorn is hard and many bigger girls have fallen prey to such cruel eyes, but Choko's gonna prove she's up to the task! Oh, yes she will! There's nothing this stout little girl can't make Vanish as soon as she unlocks her true power! With an array of powerful magic and a token magical girl transformation, Choko's going to rain happiness and joy onto Xorn, even if she has to do it forcefully! While Choko is around, no one is going to go moping like that, no way! Even if happiness has to be bludgeoned onto Xorn, he will forfeit his emolicious ways! |
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Welcome to a classic anime-style battle! In this corner, we have the essence of evil and emoness against a cute girl sporting powers inversely proportional to her size! But, while the latter always wins in your typical cliche story, the Duelling League is all for breaking cliches: Xorn has all the tools to slaughter this fight. After all, what is Choko known for? High speed, big damage and cute overload, right? Well, Xorn's even faster, his durability can withstand Choko's magic and he is far too emo to let cuteness live! Or from another perspective, Xorn fires off a Death Knell and that's that. He could just go for the standard slugfest instead, but why waste the opportunity to make a little girl cry in agony? After all, the incarnation of evil should live up to such a horrifying reputation, or it wouldn't be truly evil! |
Meeplelard You'd think that the last thing Xorn could stand would be an overly cheerful demon girl with a cute smile... Well, you'd be right! Except, Xorn isn't the type to be driven insane. When he sees something he doesn't like, he KILLS IT! KILLS IT DEAD! THEN KILLS IT AGAIN! ALL WHILE YELLING VARIOUS UNNECESSARY LINES! ...there was much mourning of Choko the next day. Or there would have been if all those who had witnessed Xorn's wrath weren't obliterated as well. Choko: 12 |
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