Season 52, Week 4
Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau)
(Xenogears)
 
The good doctor is in his element, fighting against a boorish man like Yuri, a fight where his mental and physical powers can come together and give him the edge. The Haromonixer has nothing in his arsenal as fast as post-Senki Citan and nothing that can slow the assault of Citan's furious katana attacks. If he chooses to resist Crystal Water, the power of Citan’s other deadly attacks will come into play. The Guardian Angel's fighting style is all about pressure, and he’ll be sure to apply that to Yuri. As accomplished as the young man is, Yuri can't heal his HP, MP, and SP at the same time. Either Yuri's mind, body, or sanity will give out in the face of such an assault. The only question is which one will let him down first.

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Now that's what we call a crowd pleasin'! The Harmonixer Yuri Hyuga, duking it out against the good doctor Citan Uzuki in an old-fashioned slugfest that will sure go down in history! But Yuri, with his godslaying powers, is certainly up to the task of proving who the biggest badass is: his Seraphic Radiance is just the thing to put the other Hyuga in a tight spot, with the brutal mesh of parasitic healing in For Tomorrow, buffing in For Everyone and the insane power of For the Children. The fallen angel can deal with a simple doctor with remarkable ease, no matter how resourceful and skilled the physician may be. Yuri's sure Citan won't mind the beating, all things considered: after all, a proper doctor should be able to properly heal himself.


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"...ah, man, my head feels like someone beat me with a pineapple cast out of lead." Yuri muttered, stumbling to his feet. "What the hell happened?"

"...wait, you don't remember?" Edge sputtered.

"Remember what? We were going to...do...something before Citan's match, right? It's sorta hazy." Yuri said, shaking his head to clear it. "I really don't remember anything after that."

"...god damn. That's...that's...so sad, man." Edge mumbled, his eyes misting. "You can at least see the tail end of it." Edge noted.

As several largely-unclothed women chased Citan out of the arena.

"Though, it's a pun in some of those cases." Remarked Edge, grinning. "Still, damn, that's hardly the best thing that happened today. I mean, loo-GAH."

"DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Edge's speech was interrupted suddenly by a loud shriek and a scythe narrowly missing his head, as Piastol, apparently wearing a catgirl cosplay outfit, charged him.

"...wait, what?" "YOU! YOU...YOU!" Piastol sputtered in rage, slashing at the confused Yuri. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! YOU...I can't even speak...or think...coherently! Because of you! All I can think of is trying to rip off your head or...or..." Suddenly, Piastol, cutting off, grabbed Yuri and kissed him soundly on the lips.

Then, flinching backwards in horror, let out a horrific shriek and fled the arena.

"...what?" Yuri sputtered. "I...this...this is weird even by my standards."

"...man, it was so much better earlier, too." Edge sighed. "You really don't remember it?"

"...nope. C'mon, spill it, what the hell happened?" "No. I'm not that cruel." Edge shrugged. "You'd kill yourself if you knew what you can't remember now." He finished, dashing from the arena.

"...This....this is some kind of divine punishment for having too good of a plan, isn't it." Yuri sighed. "Ah well. At least Piastol's a good kisser." He added with a shrug. "Who'd have thought. And it looks like I won."

"Though, I have to admit, these damn things are more confusing when you're not planning them. Or at least, can't remember planning 'em." Yuri noted, as Ho-oh flew overhead, apparently carrying a happily laughing Lexis, in superhero uniform, on it's back.

Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau): 16
Yuri Volte Hyuga: 32