Season 57, Week 4
Cloud of Darkness
(Final Fantasy III)
 
And so it has come to pass that the greatest tentacle warriors of the DL come together in a single match to settle all in Godlike... or so it would be, if this weren't the semi-finals rather than a championship match! Regardless of the oversights of the league's match planners, the Cloud of Darkness has no intention of losing to the upstart demon Heat and his fearsome Vritra form. Cloud of Darkness has all the tools she needs for the job; her fearsome Particle Beam will easily vaporize Heat's defensive tentacles, allowing her own Lovecraftian companions to brutalize her foe while he's defenseless. Simple, brutal, and inescapable...Cloud of Darkness' favorite things.

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Tentacle against tentacle, one might say. Such pointless rubbish they come up with - this is the playing field of a GOD, dammit. This barely dressed entity of darkness and pointless silence has no reason to try and pick a fight with the mighty Vritra. Come as she may with those goddamned Particle Beams and those little vines she calls "tentacles." Heat's own monstrous limbs shall come into their own, hungry for flesh and soul, and his Inferno magicks at the ready to char this hopeless slut like the worthless hobag she is. This Cloud of Darkness twat may think she's hot in the scene, but she better watch out. Heat's anger and hunger will prey on her like the hunter preys on the hunted.


Gatewalker
I bet you're all expecting a tentacle sex joke here, aren't you? Well TOO BAD. This was a perfectly clean and straightforward fight, which Cloud of Darkness just so happened to win.

Cloud of Darkness: 14
Heat: 9