Season 58, Week 4
Jessica Albert
(Dragon Quest 8)
 
Well, another fine mess Jessica's gotten herself into, having to fight her way past two Lovecraftian horrors just to get into another battle of the bulges. She'll need every trick she has just to get that far here, though - but fortunately, she won't need to turn them. She can easily null out much of Profound Darkness' magic damage via equipment, and her buffs and debuffs take care of the rest. Her Magic Burst might not be enough to vaporize the Darkness in a burst of magical light, but it certainly gets her pretty far along the way there, leaving the rest of her arsenal of spells and skills well set up to handle the job. It'll be another win for truth, justice and English accents!

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It's always the same diatribe. Lone warriors seeking to disturb the supremacy of endless despair, carrying their tiny weapons and casting their feeble little cantrips to try and dent the black hole that'll engulf all existence one day. Jessica Albert may have a pompous name to uphold and a vengeful resolve that Profound Darkness could feed off of for years, but she has nothing to properly fend off the brutality awaiting for her. The endless night's relentless, murderous attacks can trivialize any of Jessica's little tricks and defenses, and her frail build will make the ravaging particularly easy. Come, so-called "blessed" warrior. The Profound Darkness shall end your futile resistance.



Jessica Albert: 6
Profound Darkness: 36