Season 62, Week 1
Lamington
(Disgaea: Hour of Darkness) 		 
Called from his flower garden yet again, Lamington again steps down from Celestia to administer punishment. Standing before him this week is none other than the crazed murderer Sephiroth, a man who has the audacity to have the moniker of a One Winged Angel. Truly, the High Seraph’s Judgment will be swift and fierce, ending the man’s dark path. Shall he try to run away, Armageddon shall arise around him, finalizing his existence. If nothing else, Lamington should be done with this match in more than enough time to attend to the soufflé that he was paying attention to.

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 It's a battle of bastardized Judeo-Christian mysticism as the embodiment of bishounen Kabbalah hijinks squares off against the highest order of the blue-haired hierarchy of angels! Expect feathers to fly as these two powerhouses destroy solar systems to deal damage. Sephiroth might have a bit of a personal grudge going into this - Lamington thinks he's so great with his eight wings. What does anyone even need eight wings for? Sephy gets by perfectly fine with only half of a pair! Regardless, this is Sephiroth's match. Lamington may have wings, but he can't even Fly.


Lamington: 13
Sephiroth: 19

Browbeat
*heavy sigh*

It's often difficult to postulate any effective argument against a crowd favorite. Tenfold so when the favorite has spawned death cults of obssessive women and men-who-wish-they-were-women in his wake. Hell, there are Jenova's Witness shirts out there...

But my money is on Lamington.

Assuming an equivalence between the universes exists, Sephiroth would be a genetically-improved catalyst for magic energy, bolstered by a unique weapon and the best training Shinra could offer. Oh, and Hojo's madness helps, of course.

But Lamington is the steward of an entire dimension. Sure, he has a painfully rigid view of things, but if Midgar is a single planet in the netherverse, the ArchAngel in Disgaea is a force that can only be defeated (canonically) by the lineage of an Overlord. Sephiroth,while born of Jenova's cells, is merely an overpowered Magic Knight in Disgaea terms.

And in those terms, regardless of what sort of stats one wants to pull out, Nippon Ichi's madness will prevail numerically.

Now, if one wants to see a true upset, say Baal crashes the party while wearing a Cockatrice guise? Eh? Any takers?...