Season 64, Week 0
Rosa Harvey
(Final Fantasy IV)
 
Cast Curaga, Holy, Protect, Shell, sit uselessly while the villains capture you hoping for your knight in shining armor to come with guns blazing for the rescue... yeah, Rosa Farrel is pretty much everything you'd expect from a cliched priestess-style female lead in a RPG. Suspect character credentials aside, though, Rosa's worth in actual battle is quite notable: powerful magic offense, deadly status and fountains of healing go a long way. Rosa can even take a few hits before healing, being actually notably less frail than your typical magician, though she could also stand to be faster. Regardless, Cecil Harvey's bethrothed is a very capable combatant on her own right.

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Life as the right hand woman/monster of a Magic Emperor isn't easy, which is why it is a good thing Xenobia, Ghaleon's closest vassal, is such a powerful woman. The Vile Tribe's smoking hot leader is equal parts beauty and terror, possessing a both an alluring human form and a monstrous one that can take immense amounts of pain while dishing it right back at whoever is stupid enough to challenge her. Between her ability to turn would-be-heroes into statues and her vast store of HP, Xenobia will be sure to do her master proud!


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"I have assets you'll never possess. I win." Xenobia boasted to her opponent.
Not at all fazed, Rosa replied back quietly, "I have something very nice that you don't."

Pictures of Cecil and Rosa sharing a quiet moment. Cecil and Rosa cuddling. Cecil and Rosa enjoying a meal. Cecil adoring Rosa far more than Ghaleon would ever show affection to Xenobia. Rosa certainly knows which buttons to push. Xenobia was infuriated. An infuriated Xenobia does things like gathering an army of thugs to deliver a bloody vengeance.

An infuriated Xenobia is also a distracted Xenobia. This was too good of an opportunity for Edge to pass up. He tagged her with a magic spell that polymorphed her into a hamster. A hamster that Jogurt finds attractive. Hilarity ensues.

Rosa Harvey: 20
Xenobia: 12