Season 23, Week 2
Lulu
(Final Fantasy X)
 
Having won Heavy, Lulu now finds herself in the DL's top division. Fortunately, unlike many previous Heavy champions, she does not find herself up against Ghaleon, Fou-Lu, or a similar calibre of fighter for her inaugural match; instead, she faces the somewhat less impressive Zeon. The giant head's inability to move gives Lulu first strike, and even if he is lucky enough to survive a Doublecast Flare, there's little he can do to hurt Lulu with his evadable physicals and weak magic. If Lulu is to learn the difference between Heavy and Godlike, it won't happen this week.

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The Devil King's Giant Head returns! And what better way to re-enter the arena than being the official welcoming comittee for Season 22 Heavy Champion, Lulu? In this match, Zeon will show off his impressive speed and his customary double-actions against the sluggish Lulu - which should amount to a whole lot of turns indeed. Together with his inevadable, consistantly damaging Demon Breath, Zeon has everything in the bag to send Lulu packing back to Heavy.


SageAcrin
A massive evil force determined to win and cause suffering to his opponent.

A woman with a barely-fitting dress, with large breasts and mountains of fanboys.

Zeon, once he learned about Lulu, simply decided to forfeit.

After all, she causes much more evil by existing, in the form of random people drooling over her dress and talking about how hot she is, than killing her would cause. And in the end, that's all that really matters to large demon types.

Besides, Zeon got the satisfaction of smashing Kimahri through a wall on the way out.

Lulu: 31
Zeon: 28