We're not going to say it this time. Really, we're not. We have more willpower than that. We're just going to comment on the match, and leave the rest to your imagination. Really, it's not that hard. Watch: Jecht's first opponent this season mirrors his fighting style precisely. Both are renowned for having the durability to soak up hits as well as instantly winning matches against lesser opponents through never-miss petrification attacks. Of course, that strategy is useless in the face of boss immunities, so this fight is bound to be one long and brutal slugfest, and in such a protracted competition the delaying effects of Jecht's basic attack should be just enough to give him the edge over the Vile Tribe's leader. The sultry and scantily-clad Xenobia might be just Jecht's style under other circumstances, so it's a shame they had to meet in the arena. No worries, Jecht can take her out for drinks to make up for the affront after he beats her. Which he will, because...alright, alright: He's the best!
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Sibling rivalry is in the air, as the sisters who once led the Vile Tribe both take to the arena. And the elder has no intention of being surpassed by some upstart snake-charmer who happens to share her blood. Too often Royce has surpassed Xenobia in the Duelling League, but that is about to change. Xenobia's first challenge, as she seeks to defeat her sister in battle once and for all, is the athlete-turned-Aeon, Jecht. A challenge the Vile Tribe vixen relishes. After all, Jecht is a rival of sorts - another Heavy champion with impressive physical defence who makes statues out of his foes. But beyond those similarities, the advantages are Xenobia's - her vitality far outstrips his, and her powerful double physical attacks and Sonic Boom are considerably stronger than Jecht's oddly underwhelming giant fists and sword. And besides, it's Season XXX. A woman as beautiful as Xenobia can't lose to a boorish and unshaven man, can she? That, for certain, Royce would never let her elder sister live down.
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SageAcrin
It's an epic match between two stoners!
Yes, the smoke will cloud the arena as these two go at it. Each of them will be taking each other's hits stoically. These two are truly wasted in this match, indeed.
Jecht was quickly blitzed, however, and was left with a extreme case of the munchies, as Xenobia reigned triumphant.
Xenobia was later seen riding through the halls, naked and bareback on a snake, while yelling that the Redcoats were coming.
Ghaleon's response was simply to tape the entire thing.
Jecht: 51
Xenobia: 53
Lurking Registered User
Jecht may be big, and slow, and inaccurate, and... well, you get the point. But he also has the massive, massive amounts of hit points needed to outlast Xenobia despite his shortcomings.
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