Season 44, Week 1
Fujin
(Final Fantasy VIII)
 
GENERAL GRANTS. VANDESDELCA MUSTO FENDE. PUNY. NOT AS MANLY AS COMMITTEE MALES. NOT AS GREAT A LEADER AS SEIFER. CANNOT LAST AGAINST FUJIN. IMPERIAL SLAUGHTER? A JOKE. SMASHED BY METEOR. A DIVINE MISSION? PATHETIC. NOTHING CAN LAST AGAINST THE INFINITE POWER OF WIND. TORANDO BLOWS AWAY WEAK SPEECHES. CHAKRAM SMASHES WEAKER ATTEMPTS TO DEFEND. FUJIN HAS A REPUTATION TO DEFEND. WINNING DOES JUST THAT. SILENCES FOOLS WHO THINK NUMERICAL RANK IS IMPORTANT. AND SILENCES ANNOYING GENERAL. SADLY FOR VAN. HE WILL NOT GET A CHANCE TO HIT THIS. ALL VAN WILL HIT. IS. THE. GROUND. SMASH. NO MERCY FOR THE DAMNED. COMMITTEE RULES OVER ALL.

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Van's record of 0-1 in the Duelling League is nothing less than an insult. And now, a second insult has been heaped upon Van - he's matched up against... Fujin. The lowest-ranked Godlike of them all, a mere member of a school disciplinary committee led by SEIFER? This must be some sort of bad joke. No matter. Perhaps he can take this opportunity to show that he has more up his sleeve than just Mystic Artes...Radiant Dragon, Guardian Frost... he has plenty of deadly sword techniques which will be far more than she can handle. Though if Fujin somehow does push him into limit range, he can always serve up a show with his infamous Ancient Requiem. And this time, no invincibility-spamming kid is going to get in the way of that attack's wrath!


Dhyerwolf
You might not have guessed this, but Fujin can have a very strange streak of naivety sometimes. Well, maybe it’s not that strange. After all, she did think that Seifer was a worthy leader.
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“I HEAR YOUR OPPONENT IS VAN” Zoah asked Fujin after the infamous band was done playing one night.
“KILL,” was Fujin’s only response.
“HAR HAR, I HEAR ALL HIS POWER IS IN HIS EYEBROWS” Shigeo said, reusing Anise’s old joke.
Fujin’s face dropped, and a single tear rolled down her face…a single tear because she only had one eye. How could someone with such a major eye-based deficiency overcome such magnificient eyebrows? It surely wasn’t possible.

Fujin was so despondent that when her match came, she barely put up a fight, giving Van the easy win.

Fujin: 11
Vandesdelca Musto Fende: 41