Season 58, Week 2
Jessica Albert
(Dragon Quest 8)
 
Oh boy! It's another battle of the bulges for the ages as Jessica Albert takes on the Native American Harmonixer, Shania! They stack up pretty well against each other, with each opting for costumes appropriate for a late-night Cinemax movie. Both have trump cards as well, with Jessica's being the devastating Magic Burst spell. She also shrugs off Shania's various elemental magics like they're nothing, though she has to watch out for physicals...if they get through her evasion. Still, you can't count Jessica out. After all, she still has a stunning skillset of Oomph!, Sizzle, Bounce... Bang? Wait... what's with this perverted skillset?!

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In her relentless quest for revenge, the Harmonixer Shania went through hell, heaven and earth. The similarities between her and Jessica, also hell-bent on a search for vengeance, may be significant - but this hardly means Shania will put down her tomahawks and throw in the towel. With her mighty Tirawa fusion, the lady warrior will withstand all the young sorceress can pull off - even the dreaded Magic Burst spell. And once Shania unleashes her combo of slashing assaults and Sun Flare with the aid of her Dream Porter, Jessica will be but a faraway memory as the indian beauty advances to the quarterfinals.



Jessica Albert: 26
Shania: 8