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Well now, this is certainly a pleasant surprise. Her first week into Godlike, and who does Beatrix encounter but her old nemesis Kuja. She may have missed all the fun last time Kuja was making a nuisance of himself, but this time around he’s allllll hers. Taking down a former Godlike champion, the original one at that, as well as getting her hands on an old foe is just a perfect way to start off her new career in the highest of divisions. It also helps that she plays right into the cross-dressing monkey’s weaknesses, with her massive physical damage picking on his laughable defense as well as having healing to offset his damage. And if push comes to shove, she can always rob him of his healing by casting her ever handy Reflect spell on him. This season is starting off with a bang, and Beatrix fully intends to be the one left standing when the dust settles! |
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The fashionable and fabulous Tranny-Terran Kuja, the first champion of Godlike, makes his/her/dowewanttoknow? return to Godlike in a season filled with joy! It's not every day a Godlike champion gets to fight an upgraded member of his own cast, after all, particularly one who was two time Heavy Champion! Beatrix's famous Shock, a bane to even some of Godlike's tougher opponents, will barely phase Kuja: with Curaga to restore himself should Beatrix manage to damage him, she'll only be wasting her time and effort attacking him. Kuja's Flare Star, Flare, and Holy spells on the other hand should put the pressure on the magically-inept knight, pushing her healing to the breaking point. Once Beatrix's pitiful magical reserves have been drained, Kuja's devastating Ultima will end the battle in an instant, securing Kuja a fantastically flamboyant victory! |
SageAcrin These two were to fight it out in the most elegant, yet firmly masculine, of battles! A crossdressing contest! Watch as these two attempt to fight it out over who can look the least like their own sex! Witness Beatrix in a lumberjack's outfit, her hair chopped short and shoulder-pads firmly installed as she gets out-girlied by...Kuja in his normal clothes. Actually, he always does that. No matter what Beatrix wears. Needless to say, Kuja was the winner. Beatrix promptly bought a Wonderbra after the match. No, it wasn't enough to make her more girly than Kuja, really, but it made her feel better anyways. Beatrix: 29 |
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