Season 5, Week 3
Worker 8
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
Worker 8 will have to work very hard this week, and probably have to abstain from Work-ing to win. His normal physical will be the tool that takes down Jade, as Jade's wimpy physicals will be overpowered, and the Worker can't afford to lose any HP as he goes to chip away at Jade's ludicrous HP. Still, Jade CAN chip the robot down, so Worker 8 had better hope that his physical is enough, since if he wants to Work, Jade's going to have fun playing with that HP loss...

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In nearly every fight Jade goes into, his trump card is BoltX, the strongest raw damage spell the BoF series has probably seen, with its mighty 400 damage per shot outpowering even the legendary Kaiser Dragon. However, his opponent this week is immune to BoltX due to his magic immunity, so Jade with have to rely on his considerably weaker physicals to take down the steel giant. His opponent's high defense doesn't help, either. However, with Jade's solid defense and high HP, he has a good shot at outlasting the mighty android using his physical. This match also determines an age-old question: Can a giant fly-like creature take down a magic-immune robot? Well, it's not an age-old question, but that is what's going on...


MeepleLard
Worker 8: Race, Human. Gender, Male. Classiffication, Enemy. Going into attack mode.

Jade: *Turns into his giant undescribable form*

Worker 8: Scanning new species...does not Comply. Error! Error! Executing Self Destruct Sequence...

5 seconds Later, the whole Arena blew up. What was left?
Well, all that mattered was that Jade was standing, albeit Scarred, while Worker 8 was headed into the trash bin.

Worker 8: 9
Jade: 10