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Zenon (Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories) |
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Zenon has plans. Great plans. Wonderful plans. None you need to know about! Just know that victory is at hand. Bwhahahaha! Gilgamesh may be an annoying gimmick fighter, but he's just that. A gimmick. While the BtS superstar can talk a good game, he can do very little against Zenon's excellent physicals and elemental magic. A few shots of either of the two will send the weapons freak back to the cave from whence he came. At least he did better than X-Death?! BWHAHAHAHAHA. No matter, Zenon shall prevail! |
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Thugs like Zenon give villainy a bad name. No sense of style, powers himself by literally sucking the souls out of his slaves, and gets his ass kicked around the curb by the first sarcastic punk to come around. And worst of all, he doesn't even have any legendary weapons for Gilgamesh to keep as a trophy! Oh well, looks like best Gilgamesh can hope for is that he'll end this fight quickly, carving out Zenon's horribly cliched black heart with eight flailing limbs of fury. It's not pretty, but you know what? Neither is Zenon. |
Joou Ranbu This could've been a normal match. This could've been a simple slugfest between a demon overlord and an eight-armed cameraman/warrior/punching bag. However, Behind The Scenes doesn't believe in normal. For such, they held up a bet amongst themselves (of course, behind Gilgamesh's back) and bribed a few judges to make the match between him and Zenon a barbershop quartet contest. Of course, they didn't expect Gilgamesh to actually have the voice of a baritone and the fine musical sense of a maestro, which surprised them to no end. However, Zenon, not nearly as musically blessed, didn't take this so well, blowing up the entire arena out of frustration. The judges were forced to give him the win in that case, since Gilgamesh's body was a wee bit too mangled to build back in time for finishing the contest. None of this really matter, though. The most important thing is that Chisato and Nate are about 1,000 zenny richer than yesterday from this. Nobody said it wasn't a petty bet. Zenon: 27 |
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