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Wait, haven't we done this before? Oh yeah, back in season 30, wasn't it? Well, Guv may have lost to Yuri then, but he's been training pretty hard since then and he's more then ready for his rematch. Call Team is still his best bet to take down the Harmonixer, since there's very little that can stand against the potent Stream Killer Attack or the combined might of My Three Golems. But even if his monsters fail to get the job done, Guv is still a tough as nails soldier with excellent healing, strong spells and a solid swordarm. Yuri may have had the power of perversion on his side to win back in season XXX, but that time is long past. This time Guv is going for the title, and he'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that silence really is golden. |
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Guv commands monsters. That's nice. It's also nothing compared to the pure power Yuri wields. By fusing with them, the Harmonixer gains power far beyond the comprehension of even other video game heroes. He becomes the monsters, adding his own power to theirs to become absolutely transcendent. Calling on the power of Amon and the Seraphic Radiance, Yuri will do battle against Guv's hordes. Yet what hope can Call Team have against the power of the defender of the planet? For the Children will obliterate anything Guv can throw out. No healing spell will keep up with Yuri's decimation and no attacks will deplete his overwhelming endurance. Guv can buy time with his hordes of tamed monsters, but time won't last forever. Yuri will. |
Taishyr Guv, disqualified and in a holding cell. Yuri, brutally slaughtered, given the win by default. ------------------------- "Yeah, one girlfriend died and I... probably don't want to date the other, all things considered." Yuri shrugged. "Granted, Alice is alive here, so that sorts itself out. And you?" Guv mused for a moment, before waving his hands in the air and bringing them downward. "Judgment from above?" Yuri frowned. Guv shook his head slightly, before making a weird face. "Oh, a punk did something to her?" A nod, followed by a gesture to his lower back. Yuri frowned. "She... turned into your pants?" Guv made a face, before pantomiming riding a carriage, then pointing ahead and down. "Oh, a horse! She... got turned into a horse? Man, that's shit luck there. She at least normal again?" Guv nodded happily. "That's good, that's good." Yuri nodded, before pausing. "Say, while she was a horse, did you..." Guv simply stared, confused. "You know. Did you two, ah..." Yuri grinned. A glimmer of understanding came into Guv's eyes... Guv: 17 |
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