Season 55, Week 2
Yunalesca
(Final Fantasy X)
 
As a hallowed Summoner of Spira, Yunalesca has seen and controlled mighty incarnations of beasts and held even the deadliest behemoths under her grasp. As such, that a mythical creature like the bird goddess Empyrea should be handled fairly swiftly by the unsent caller. With her deadly incantations, nearly tailor-made to cause grief and pain to those blessed by the holy spirits, Yunalesca can easily put Empyrea under her imperious beck and call, subjugating her will and stopping her assaults. More importantly, her Absorb spell can easily drain the Godbird out of her still-mortally bounded lifeforce, ending this fight quite quickly. Empyrea shall know what crossing the scornful summoner's way entails for the few unfortunate enough to attempt such foolish acts against her.

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Lady Yunalesca has been the doom of many a hero with her PC-shredding status. That's why the time has come for a new breed of hero to stand triumphant against the evils of the world. Where blades and lances have failed the heroes of yore, the brutal double-acting of beak and talon cannot be so easily halted or turned away from their grim duty. It's a well-known fact that interdimensional godbirds can't be zombified by such puny power and Mega Death is a Mega Dud. That leaves Yunalesca with her slap-worthy attacks against a returning Godlike Champion. The rending claws of the holy godbird will give Yunalesca a very, very painful shredding that will have her running in terror even from lowly chocobos for a week (...not that Empyrea would torment her. Of course not. Nope.)


Taishyr
The dominating queen of undeath and ancient summoner of yore.
A godly bird of immense renown.

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"You're a bird. The cast of your game summoned your dead child as a mount. Therefore you are a summon." Yunalesca said through gritted unteeth.

Empyrea simply gazed on placidly from her perch on top of Yunalesca's face.

"So LISTEN to me, you DAMN BIRD, when I say you are DISMI- OW, THAT WAS MY UNEYEBALL!"

"You're noisy for something I'm currently using as roosting material." Empyrea replied calmly.

Yunalesca eventually gave up and disappeared, giving Empyrea the win.

Yunalesca: 16
Empyrea: 37