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Besting Empress Endora was no problem for the Empire's best Magitek Knight, but taking on last season's Godlike champion is an entirely different story! Celes and her magical prowess will be put to a major test this week, as Kuja's magic is far superior to her own unnatural powers. Celes will have to make use of her plethora of powerful boosting magics as well as timed Runics to take down the ultimate in transvestite magic, but if she can keep calm and stay focused, even a poorly dressed monkey won't stop her. |
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Godlike's reigning Champion faces another easy foe this week. Both he and his opponent have Flare, Holy, and defense magic, but with one crucial difference: Kuja's is Reflect, Celes's is Safe. Guess which one is better for a duel between mages? With Reflect in the picture, Celes will be forced to depend on Meteor for offense - a far less attractive option than her usual Flare. With far superior speed, counterattacks, and boss HP throwin into the mix, Kuja has everything necessary to show the young Magitek General her place. |
OKnight of Solaris It was the fight everyone was talking about. Every fallen Godlike had reserved a special seat for the match: Feena, Erim, Claude, and many others had made sure to get front row seats to cheer on Kuja as he prepared to splatter another opponent. "This is bad," Claude said. "Even though we're here supporting her loss, she can't be brought down to Heavy where she belongs for three more seasons! She'd need to lose...a good eighty points or so!" "Quiet," Feena whispered, "the fight is about to start" The arena-goers took their seats and watched as both the RPGDL's highest rated transvestite, and the Female Magitek Soldier prepared to face off in the most highly televised Godlike match of the week. "I shall defeat you, oh tarnisher of women's clothing!" Celes yelld out to the floating monkey. "Ah, but then I would have to take off this beautiful new thong I just bought from Victoria's Secret! If I did that, I'm sure there would be even more of a problem" "Hah! I'm a battle-hardened knight who had to live side-by-side with Kefka! I can take whatever you have!" "Then very well! The time has come to let my body float free!" And with that, the sane members of the audience covered their eyes and ducked their heads, while the rest of the idiots ( Celes included ) stared at the spectacle of Kuja.... Several hours and a couple gallons of ammonia later, Feena and the rest of the fallen Godlikes were happy to see that Celes, after recovering from the shock, had called off her wedding with Locke, citing "Inability to Consumate relationship due to extreme fear of Coital interaction" as the reason. Of course, this was followed by her marriage the next day in Vermont to Nana, and her rise to power as the head of the National Gay and Lesbian RPG Character Association ( NGLRPGCA ), but that's another write-up for another day... Celes Chere: 13 Starphoenix das Helpoemer
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