Season 23, Week 3
KOS-MOS
(Xenosaga Series)
 
With a shockingly decisive victory over Cristo behind her, KOS-MOS faces an easier challenge this week in the Chosen, Zelos. Lacking Cristo's plentiful tricks, Zelos instead relies on his swordplay, which is wholly optimized against human opponents. As such, the combat android will be able to shrug off the blows as she does any other, while X-Buster tears him apart in short order. Should Zelos decide to play defensively, KOS-MOS can easily adopt an Ether Limit strategy, allowing F-Scythe to cut him down in short order. KOS-MOS is set for success this season, and one little womanizer is not threat to her eventual victory.

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Though the dashing Chosen was unable to convert his previous opponent to the winning side of love (namely, himself), he nonetheless moves on to bigger and better things. Thankfully for Zelos, he can focus entirely on the battle this time, as the robotic KOS-MOS is very unlikely to submit to Zelos's charm like women would. Last Fencer in hand, the dashing and debonaire chosen will have a good fight ahead of him - a Lightning Blade chain to wreck the robot's circuitry, a few castings of Healing Wind to keep him afloat, and a little bit of Judgment on the side, and Zelos will soon be moving on to bigger, brighter, and fleshier women.


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KOS-MOS was getting ready for her match against Zelos. Her, knowing how much of a pervert Zelos was, decided to try something different for this RPGDL match. And with THEIR help, it just might work.

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Zelos and Zidane sat in the bar, discussing tactics in which to make KOS-MOS the same as their past victims - embarressed and naked. However, KOS-MOS was a robot, and this wasn't going to be easy. So, they had to get KOS-MOS creator, Shion, to help them take off all of her armor among other various clothing's that are stuck to her. So, they decided to trick her, because ALL the cool perverts were doing that these days.

Shion walked behind the bar, with a note that said "cOme bEHiNd THe bAR aT 7:30" with the letters all cut out of magizines and newspapers. Then two hands were over her mouth with a sword to her back.

"You're going to help us, Shion. You will loosen all of KOS-MOS parts so they will fall off during the match tomorrow. Then, SHE WILL BE NAKED! AND THEN I, ZELOS WILDER, WILL BE MORE TURNED ON THEN THE LIGHTS DURING A BLACKOUT!"

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"..."

"Nevermind. Just do it, or you die."

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11:30 came and KOS-MOS was with chaos, Jr., and Shion, readying their plan. KOS-MOS was ready, and her parts were all loose, just like Zelos and Zidane commanded Shion to do.

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Zelos and KOS-MOS were standing across from each other in the arena. The match had just started. Zelos ran towards KOS-MOS, knowing that she would ahve to move fast to evade his attacks which would cause the parts to fall off, just like it was planned. KOS-MOS dodged the attack, and then...it happened.

"OH MY FREAKING GOD! AAAHHHH!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

And with that, Zelos and Zidane ran out of there faster then your eyes could see. The judged ruled KOS-MOS winner by default. And KOS-MOS sat there, smiling, looking down. She had Shion design her to look differently last night. And what was there...well let's just say that all that yaoi with Zelos and Zidane in it might become true.

KOS-MOS: 33
Zelos Wilder: 11