Season 31, Week 5
Arngrim
(Valkyrie Profile Series) 		 
Welcome, one and all, to the grand opening of the Einherjar Bar and Grill, the number one restaurant in all of Valhalla! And the Bar’s first head chef has a great seafood special for you today! Yes, behold as Chef Arngrim’s masterful bladework slices, dices and even cooks (thanks to the Bahamut Tear’s lightning property) the catch of the day, a giant octopus! Indeed, on this wonderful day, Arngrim shall cook his way to a Heavy championship by impressing the judges with his wide variety of dishes, which shall include octopus dumplings, skewered and grilled tentacles, and of course the ever popular seafood soup! In the blink of an eye, this royal octopus shall become a meal fit for the gods!

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 Don’t tease the octopus, kids! After doing what tentacle monsters do best to two young ladies and crushing one impudent little brat, Ultros has brought himself to the Heavy finals once again. As befitting a royal octopus, Ultros will end this in style… by using his horrible singing to turn Arngrim into a cute little helpless imp. So it may not be the most epic way to end a fight, but there isn‘t much Arngrim can do about it against Ultros' speed. And after he’s done taking a Heavy championship, he can go back to running the camera for Behind the Scenes and loyally serving Chisato. There's no rest for the wicked, but all's well that ends well, with an imped opponent and a stunning victory for octopus royalty.

Dark Lord Magus
Arngrim can't OHKO Ultros. Ultros is getting off his Imp Song. Arngrim is screwed. And yet everything is sunshine and rainbows, because Arngrim has lost to Jogurt before, so he really -can't- sink any lower. Those damned hamsters.

Arngrim: 39
Ultros: 67

RadLink5
Ultros has had a very lucky season. No I'm not referring to fighting mostly Status Vulnerable PCs, I'm talking about how he had the oppurtunity to let his tentacles do what they do best on a hawt Divine Knight, a sexy Princess who has a fetish for being kidnapped, an Overlord who looks like a little boy and can summon Meteors, and now a dead Mercinary. I hear the NTMA (National Tentacle Monster Association) is going to be holding a parade in his honor.

Of course his achievments in that field completely overshadow his Heavy championship.

Lezard Valeth
Imp song is so cheap. At least Angrim made it to the finals.

Browbeat
Although Ultros does have the speed advantage, Arngrim's Final Blast is sure to deal damage enough to skewer (and roast!) the Octopus nicely. Although there's no telling what Ultros' type REALLY is, Beast or Demon Slayer will rpobably help mete out additional 4-digit increments of damage...