Season 36, Week 5
Hrist Valkyrie
(Valkyrie Profile: Silmeria)
 
Tremble and despair puny mortals! The eldest Valkyrie Hrist has broken the mold she was formed from so long ago in Puny, and now stands at the cusp of achieving a decisive victory in Heavy, once thought far beyond her grasp! Teepo's draconic form that has brought him so many victories will be useless - the spear Dinosaur will tear apart his scaly body with reckless abandon, destroying even the best of the Brood's excellent genetic traits like trypsin cleaves the lysine 15-isoleucine 16 peptide bond of zymogen. Teepo's magic, including the terrifying Howling, will be ineffective against the eldest Valkyrie - her armour shields her from Teepo's toughest fire magic, and such a stalwart warrior as Hrist would never lose her way against a foe when the cards are all in her hand.

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The Brood Dragon has finally done it. He is over the semi-finals hump that has plagued him throughout his DL career. This is truly the day he proves the faith Myria had in him to be well placed. And what dares stand in Teepo's way in the final round this season? Why, a former Puny. How pathetically amusing. While Hrist's new form may pack quite a punch, Teepo's claws are up to the challenge of taking down a god. While Howling is out as a strategy this time around, his Triple Blow and draconic durability are all he'd ever need to take down this Nordic goddess of fate. All he needs is this one match, and he'll be able to join his brother Ryu as a DL Arena champion. It's a goal this dragon has been seeking for many, many seasons, and a goal this dragon will obtain.


Meeplelard
"So let me get this straight. After finally reaching the finals, and in effect, have wiped out your past mockery completely, you simply give up the last match just like that?" Arngrim stated

"Believe me, I did not do this without gaining something of greater value in return," Hrist responded "From my point of view, I am the clear victor here."

"Mind explainin' how any of that makes sense?"

"Well, as you already know, I'm fed up with Odin and his foolishness, yet I cannot deny that I am fond of my job, so..."

"So what?"

"I figured I just needed to find some OTHER high ranking God or Goddess (preferably one of benevolent nature) that needed some aid."

"I don't see how this fits into giving up the match..."

"Lets just say I struck a deal with a certain Goddess who often requests friends, of whom a certain Dragon I decided to not fight is working for, was willing to accept me as her own Chooser of the Slain..." Hrist responded

"...well, I can say one thing. I see what you mean about being the real winner of this fight..." Arngrim finished off, simply following Hrist to Caer Xahn, and her new employer.

Hrist Valkyrie: 31
Teepo: 36