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Let it be known! Let the angels, bards and valkyries sing divine hymns! The years of torture and torment are over! ODIN HAS WON A MATCH, AND ALL THE DOUBTERS HAVE BEEN SILENCED!!! Now that the once-maligned God of all gods has entered the arena and crushed his first foe beneath his well-groomed feet, there is nothing left to stop him on his path towards reaching his true home, Godlike. Wielding his divine Mop Gungnir, few can withstand the terrible might of Odin's wrath, as the now extinct Ho-oh can attest to. This might, this power, shall be put to good use as Odin continues on his winning streak, by first cleaning up the next blight upon the face of the RPGDL that he faces - Worker 8, the heathenistic automaton. Worker 8 can't even hurt Odin without hurting himself, and every strike against the Lord of the Aesir simply bring the robot one step closer to extinction at the hands of Spiritual Mopper! A bit of Capitol Punishment should be more than enough to handle Worker 8. |
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Worker 8 has already started cooking up a storm this season, making sorceress soufflé out of his first opponent in record time. And while his cooking has always been described (by those who can stomach its sheer flavor) as rather divine, the iron giant will get a chance to put that to the test today, as he faces off against the lord of all gods, Odin the Allfather himself. That's all right, though. This mechanical menace fears nothing, not even a god. While Odin is more capable of physical combat then Worker's last opponent, he is still known mainly for his powerful magic, and "physical" attacks that actually deal at least part of their damage in magic...all of which will do him absolutely no good here. All this culinary killing machine has to do to win this match is to rough up the janitor a bit with normal attacks and counters before smashing right past Spiritual Lancer with his defense-ignoring Work commands. The only question about this match is exactly what dish Worker will decide to make with such a divine main ingredient! |
Orson Carola The absolute tragedy of this match, and one that Odin is going to learn from here on out, is that against Iron Chefs, the absolute WORST weapon you could ever bring is a spear... Odin, clearly having the time of his life after his upset over Ho-Oh, began by giving everyone in the audience cake and ice cream, which clearly won them over. Worker 8 then entered, but it was noticeably carrying a large box. Piastol, who remembered the last time they tried doing a search of the robot, chose to just let him use what he wants. Odin, miffed at this rule-breaking, charged at the sturdy chef, who was putting on a chef's hat. "You foul creature! I'll end your cooking days! SPIRI-", and Worker 8 grabbed Gungnir out of Odin's hands and pushed the god back. While Odin was recovering from the push, Worker 8 reached into his box and pulled out a bunch of vegetables and meats and threw them into the air towards Odin. Finally, with a mighty heave, Worker 8 threw the spear straight ahead, which hit the tomatoes, lettuce, onions (left over from Peco), beef, olives, and finally, Odin himself, a victim of his own spear, now a shish kabob. This was where the other part of what happened began. While the judges began conferencing about whether to disqualify 8 for outside help, 8 reached into his box and pulled out a rather large grill and seasonings. He began peppering and tenderizing the kabob, all while slicing the former god into pieces for future use. He got done around the time the judges began conferencing. "Alright, we have reached a decision. We hereby state that Worker 8 is in vi...", the main judge got out before Worker 8 served the tray. "Ah thank you!" the judges chimed. After another minute of them eating the Odin-kabobs, they overturned their ruling and gave Worker 8 the win. He now has a trade agreement with Ramus to produce his line of Odin-kabob and business has never been better for both of them. Although, after the ruling, Freya and the Valkyries were a little miffed...the judges' remains have yet to be found. Odin: 30 Browbeat
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