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The name of the game is pain. Deamoned scrapped by Fogel thanks to his innate toughness and a timely HP-1 attack. The same applies this week. Worker's a steel robot from ancient Ivalice, with physical power beyond that of most and immunity to magic and most elemental attacks. All of that sounds impressive, but the robot isn't close to a match to Fogel for strength and speed, and it also can't block HP-1. It's a matter of dropping the dangerous Worker's HP to 1 and withstanding one or two hits before going in for the kill. This Regent has survived the wrath of a Dragon; taking the splutterings of a relic from the past like Worker 8 should be far easier than that. |
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ERROR ERROR ERROR. FOE SPECIALIZES IN KILLING DRAGONS. SUCH SKILLS ARE USELESS AGAINST WORKER 8 WITH HIS METAL JOINTS. AND BEATING WORKER 8 DOES NOT PRODUCE FIFTEEN SILVER POINTS ANYWAY. COMMAND? WORK; IGNORES TARGET'S DEFENSES. COUNTER ATTACKS ARE APPROVED FOR USE AGAINST THE MULTI ACTING REGENT, STEEL BODY IS FULLY REPAIRED AND READY TO GO. TARGET: SLOWER THAN WORKER. HA. HA. HA. FOE WILL BE CRUSHED BY HIGH GRADE PHYSICAL PUNISHMENT AND 'WORK' SKILLSET. 'DEAMONED' HAS NO CHANCE OF VICTORY. PREPARE CELEBATORY CAKE - WAIT WRONG PROGRAM. INITIATE CRUEL_LAUGH();. |
SageAcrin Have you ever seen a Dragon Slaylad? How about a Regentaco? A Eye Patché? No? --- "And you won't." Deamoned finished, calmly sticking seven vegetables on his sword and roasting both the impaled Worker 8 and the veggies over an open flame. The 8/8 Workewer was given a 5/10 by judges, sadly. Worker 8's immunity to fire produced a tough, inedible foodstuff even to people who normally didn't mind munching metal. The veggies however were succulently done to a turn, with a quite tasty teriyaki sauce that made everyone happy. As such, results were mixed. Deamoned: 27 |
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