Season 53, Week 2
Hilda Valentine
(Shadow Hearts: From the New World)
 
Do you believe in true love? The DL does, and at the vanguard of this movement stands pretty soldier magical Hilda! This time around it's better for her to stick to her Curvy form. But no matter! Plus sized women have lots of love to give... and she's just so darn cute! Regal's martial arts are going to have a hard time getting through her surprisingly adequate defense (who knew a tutu could protect the vitals so well?) and robust full healing. She's got some great physical damage in Grand Slam, and her magical prowess may not be on par with her slimmer self, but it's still nothing to be laughed at. Cheer for Hilda this season or else she'll have to put on her mask and punish you! Possibly in the name of the moon!

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It has happened again - the fated confrontation between the grim, angsting vampire and the cheerful wise-cracking martial artist. Yes, the stylish Regal will easily - what? It's the reverse? Oh. AHEM. While of course no one can truly understand the pain Regal feels, he'll give his best shot at sharing his hurts with Hilda. Directly. Notably, the Pope gave Regal protection from nasty status effects like instant death during Regal's stint as a boss. And the Convict kicks mightily regardless of his forms, something the defensively subpar Hilda will quickly regret. Regal's solemn vow to repent with his hands is safe - he won't even need to use his legendary Hadoken for this warmup of a fight.


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Today is a happy day. Regal comes into the arena and doesn't even get time to blather before Hilda Grand Slams him well outside of hearing distance. If only she was in ToS to spare everyone the pain of his blather.

Of course, knowing Regal's luck, he'll complain about some long lost something no one cares about while wrestling with a meteor in low earth orbit before he crashes into a pillow factory, unharmed.

Hilda Valentine: 25
Regal Bryant: 10