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Vesper couldn't have drawn an opponent better-suited for him in his debut. One shot of the MP-draining technique Mind Absorber will leave Poo completely helpless, struggling to damage the Wiseman with his pathetic physical attack. From there, Vesper will have no trouble eliminating the Prince of Dalaam with a few Mind Blasts, Blood Suckers or Tractor Beams. |
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The heir of Dalaam has his work cut out for him this week - with the Sword of Kings, no less! Between his royally delicious stats and an array of spells - everything from status damage to massive healing - that will have no problem making the 'versatile' Vesper cry, Poo can and will out-status, out-heal, out-fight, out-defend and generally out-live this failure of a Wiseman. |
SageAcrin A dedicated, trained martial artist with a finely honed mind. A evil creation dedicated to conquering the universe. And a snoring crowd. Well, in all fairness, the tickets for such a massively cliche match had been set at a pretty low price, but watching Mind Absorber miss repeatedly while Poo punched Vesper was a little worse than most people expected. "Hmph." Kuja said, staring down at the match, extremely bored. "I didn't expect much out of this match, but this is ridiculous." "Well, not much to be done about it." Golbez said, yawning. "GLAAARGHL!" Lavos said from the seat beyond. "...Why did you bring him, anyway?" Kuja said, looking at Lavos. "And who the hell shrunk him?" "It was at his own request. Seems he doesn't get out much without leveling buildings, normally." "Ah." "Well, why is there nothing to be done about it? We could just blast both to a pulp and then walk out." Kuja said. "You mean, besides the judges?" Golbez said with a sigh. "Who cares? Besides, it's a long standing tradition in matches to just call the person destroyed by Acts of God the loser." "Kuja, you're not god." "How dare you!" Golbez sighed....then looked over at Lavos, who was evidently watching Poo punch Vesper very intently. (Possibly bad memories of Ayla.) "...You know...I do know a few tricks." Golbez said, abruptly snatching the loudly shrieking miniature Lavos and hurling him towards the arena. "After all, Lunarians know all magic. Even if I can't use it normally. Fools and their rules..." He added. "Dispel!" Golbez said, targetting the small, spikey body, as it hurtled through the air. Making it no longer very small. As Lavos' massive frame crushed half the arena, Golbez softly chuckled. "There's your excitement. Let's get out of here." "Hmmm. I wonder how they'll decide who won, Lavos seems to be on top of the judges." Kuja said. Then watched as Lavos' still shrieking massive frame shuddered, and flipped over, successfully crushing most of the other half of the arena. And as Poo dusted himself off and walked out. "..." Both Kuja and Golbez said, looking down at the massive, flipped over Lavos as it vainly struggled to pry it's spiked shell out of the ground and stands. "...that's it." Golbez said. "I'm getting drunk. Maybe then I can explain what I just saw." Vesper: 28 |
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