Season 23, Week 1
Zelos Wilder
(Tales of Symphonia)
 
Ahh, the good life. With a season free of his castmates and a beautiful woman (despite... her preferences?) in his first bout, Zelos Wilder is in for a very spectacular season. His eyes set on the prize, Zelos is ready to fight his way to the first Tales championship of the DL. With Last Fencer in hand, he can easily put the pressure on the young girl, and his legendary Golden Armour will protect him from both Yuiri's arrow strikes and her wind magic. With additional support in the form of healing and a little bit of Judgment on the side, Yuiri's going to have no choice but to submit to the better (and better looking!) Zelos. Of course, submission is something Zelos really likes...

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All business as ever, the leader of Alma Kinan has been away from the Duelling League too long to put up with any of newcomer Zelos’ shenanigans. No, her crossbow and Wind Rune will be doing all the talking, and backed by Yuiri’s astounding ability to critically strike her opponent, it will be a loud speech indeed. And while Zelos’ preferred blade, Last Fencer, will cause the lightly armored Yuiri a world of pain, Healing Wind will let her weather the worst Tethe’alla’s chosen can throw at her, while her insanely fast Wind of Sleep will buy her all the time she needs in this match. It’s a clear-cut battle, and the shaman woman holds all the right cards.


superaielman
Cristo limped over to a nearby Brey, and winced. "That fool insulted the princess. I have just the way to get him back. Teleport me to the arena."


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"Shion! Just came over to congratulate KOS-MOS on her victory in her duel. Probably need to make some repairs on KOS-MOS, her chest area took several sword strikes." Limping over to Alena, Cristo grinned. The princess was wearing a toga, with her stilleto earrings in hand.

Grabbing a cup of water out of the hand of a nearby observer, Cristo threw the entire drink at Alena's front, soaking through the thin, light colored garment. "Princess, I apologize for that. Just stand there for a few minutes. I can assure you, it will be worthwhile." Bowing, Cristo turned around.. and saw Yumi and Yuiri touching and hugging each other.

"No work needed there. Now to just wait for the pervert."

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Zelos was amazed by what he saw as he entered the arena. Yuiri was practically making out in the middle of the arena! Shion was grabbing at KOS-MOS's chest while the robot sat there, and Alena stood up, her figure clearly visible through her soaked dress.

"The ladies apprecate me." Smiling, Zelos walked over to get a better look..

"Not so fast."

In front of him stood Cristo, still beraggled and wounded from his fight with KOS-MOS. "You insulted my religion and the princess, and have a long history of general perversion in the arena. Your crimes are many, Chosen, and only one punishment fits."

"Out of my way, loser." Zelos pushed past Cristo, when he felt.. a stinging sensasion surge through his body. Shrugging, he pushed the chancellor out of the way, easily knocking him to the ground. Looking for a better view..

Oh, he saw things perfectly. Shion was repairing KOS-MOS's wounds from her battle, Yumi was wishing her best friend good luck for her battle, and Alena was drying off the front of her shirt.

Nothing slightly dirty or perverted.

"..Yo..you.. bastard!" Turning around, Zelos stared at Cristo with no small amount of fury. "You stole my touch with the ladies!"

"To be more.. precise, I sealed your sense of sexuaility, and thus, perversion. You will gain no joy from the memories of this event, and will miss out on countless chances at perversion until the spell wears off. Have fun."

Zelos's shrieking protests to the judges brought forth a quick and decisive reaction.

"Don't care." Indaleico seemed bored by the entire matter, and not inclined to change his mind.

"Didn't interfere with your ability to fight." Hrist's apathy was overwhelming.

"You get what you deserve, you substandard pervert." A smirking Edge stood in front of Zelos, with a video camera recording the events in the arena. "Shut up and fight before we let Indaleico vent his boredom on you."

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Zelos slaughtered Yuiri with a chain of quick slashes, not even pausing once to offer a smarmy word or a dirty comment. With his focus on the fight, Zelos was truly a fearsome warrior, and more than the Alma Kinan archer could deal with.

This didn't mean he wasn't the most miserable winner in the history of the duelling league.

Zelos Wilder: 28
Yuiri: 19

CmdrKing
The match is too simple.
Zelos is an avowed womanizer who lives and dies by his perverted pride and reputation.
Yuiri... ah... perfers the company of women.
The match goes as follows. Zelos starts up his best hunny routine. Yuiri laughs in his face. Zelos, pride destroyed, falls on his own sword.
Who knew he was so honorable when it came to women?

LegendaryCountryBoy
Golden Armor might be tough, but crits ignore defense...