Season 26, Week 1
Dryst
(Brigandine)
 
Heh! It's been quite some time since the majestic Mad Monarch has set foot in the DL Arena proper. Today is a good day... if you aren't named Ultros, that is! Against Dryst, the purple octopus is as good as dead. Any attempts at Tentacle hijinks from Ultros will be met with a swift slash to his stupid face, and Dryst's potent Flame spell will turn the purple octopus into a dining-room delicacy. As long as Dryst keeps up the pressure on Ultros, he could look forward to quite a post-match feast.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, kids! Everyone's favourite sea dweller is back in Heavy after a surprising run in season 14 and a bone-breaking season from his BtS superior Chisato! And what better way to start a brand new season than a test of noblesse? The mad tyrant of Iscalio shall taste the calamari-scented power of octopus royalty right in the face: between an Imp Song, Ink and Ultros' powerful tentacles, the clownish ruler has no chance against this edgy cameraman! Don't tease the octopus, kids!


UltraDude
Two words sum up the match between Dryst and Ultros: Imp. Song.

That said, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Dryst: 19
Ultros: 50

mga052000@utdallas.edu
I have to say that the real winner of the Ultros v. Dryst fight is the audience, the part behind Dryst that is. The part nearest Ultros will get to experience the unique sensations that come of a Meteor Doom-ed octopus.