Season 26, Week 3
Cliff Fittir
(Star Ocean: Till the End of Time )
 
Cliff is no stranger to slugfests, and this one promises to be one for the ages. The best defense is a good offense, and that adage has never been truer. Cliff's varied and painful moves will break through even Wren's solid defense and buffs, and getting into a Cancel Combo will spell death for the robot. By keeping Wren on the defensive for most of the fight, Cliff can easily go for the kill when he runs out of healing. On the off chance that Wren pulls out an attack, Cliff's excellent HP should provide a suitable cushion against death. It will be a hard-hitting match, and Cliff is fully prepared to emerge victorious.

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Know what's the greatest thing about being an android? Sure, looking cool all the time is great, as is never having to use the bathroom, as is never feeling pain, as is staying up all night every night, as is living forever. But the real reason Wren loves being an android this week is because his opponent has MP busting.... And he has no MP to bust. With awesome defenses and HP, he can whittle down Cliff while healing himself as needed for an almost indefinite period of time. Wren is out to prove that cyborg men are greater than dumb aliens, and he plans on having an easy time of it.


Pyro
You know the funny thing about Cliff? He burns his own hit points to damage his enemies. Turns out Wren didn't even -need- to attack. He just healed occasionally and watched Cliff kill himself with his own moves.

Guess we have to add "Being smarter than all organic life-forms" to the list of whats great about being an android.

Cliff Fittir: 37
Wren: 41