Season 27, Week 1
Cameela
(Shining Force 2)
 
Cameela is the last of the Greater Devils of Shining Force 2 lore to make an appearance in the DL - and her presence shall be one to remember. She is the only female of the Greater Devils, the most ruthless and vicious of them all. Her Iron Ball attacks, chained with a searing Blaze, will wreck havoc upon any hapless fool. And the unlucky opponent this week is… Meru! An ice mage with speed and power... but Cameela packs a very nasty punch and has the durability to get her through the fight. Victory is just the beginning of Cameela’s Heavy conquest, but even the best have to start somewhere!

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Pretty dancer Meru's been out of the game for a long, long time. But no more! Wielding a giant hammer, Meru's ready to make a good showing, and another scantily clad mace-wielding wench won't stand in her way! While Cameela is a master of fire and wields a very powerful ball and chain, Meru's got her own bag of tricks for this fight. With her powerful Dragoon transformation and blistering speed, Meru can easily go head-to-head with the she-witch. With Rainbow Breath to keep her standing against Cameela's onslaught and Blue Sea Dragon to deal immense damage, Meru's ready to dance her way to victory!


Joou Ranbu
It was a fierce competition. The two warrior ladies panted heavily, sweat dripping from her pores, visible all over their bodies. The arena was a mess. The drip of the Creamonade, all fresh out of... water?

... well, it wasn't exactly a bloody battle. Y'see, the match between Cameela and Meru was changed to a wet T-shirt contest, since most people just wouldn't care to see the fight otherwise. The two warriors eagerly agreed - Meru was a bonafide attention whore (and had some rumours to answer about her real gender), after all, and Cameela wasn't any different. Darned Shining Force 2 plot, forcing all its characters to not show their character traits. But then, it probably spared the DL of a mouthful of bad slashfic. God knows nobody wanted to see Jaro/Peter WAFFs, anyway.

But alas, the match came to an end when, for the final showdown, Meru and Cameela had to do a Cosmic Make-up Soaking Wet Dance. Meru thought she had it in the bag. Cameela couldn't even transform well with the pathetic effect prowess of Shining Force (for all that she did the "Cosmic Make-up" trick in a bridge trap once. Those things usually don't end well), but Meru had a very long and flashy transform animation! And it involved a lot of water, even. She would definitely win.

... except the Wingly didn't realize how much her new attire made her look vaguely like a... well... let's say all the male perverts ran away in disgust when Meru finished her transformation scene. Meru trailed off from the arena in tears, which gave Cameela the win by proxy.

Two days later, Meru joined King Galam's Sexy Crossdressing Circus, and seems to enjoy her new job. Cameela, however, still hasn't gone up a single position in the DL's Top 1,000,000 Hot Middle-Aged Demon Women (which probably makes sense. She isn't even -in- the rankings. Or any other popularity rankings, to be absolutely frank), despite all the fanservice. No amount of exposition can make the Shining Force cast that particularly appealing, it seems.

Cameela: 40
Meru: 29