Season 28, Week 4
Id
(Xenogears)
 
Id has been itching for this rematch since the season began. The young Flame Champion's victory over him had been a stab in the split personality's pride, and has been irking him ever since. Now, Id has a chance to right this grevious wrong. He will attack with his full strength until the terrifying speed and power of his death blows grinds every single bone in the boy's body into dust. And if the annoying cockroach's evasion proves too troublesome, he will simply fry the brat's ass with his Ether attacks. No taunting, no threats, no speeches, nothing. Id will just crush the Karayan bug right where he stands for humiliating him before.

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As always, the young Flame Champion has performed well in the first rounds of the season. Now, however, Hugo aims to take those last steps and seize the championship he richly deserves. In many ways his opponent is like himself: young, emotional, fast, evasive, and excessively deadly. However, unlike his opponent, Hugo can easily opt for a magical assault, the True Fire Rune ready and able to scorch the Demon of Elru. Hugo can also rest his hopes on his exceptional accuracy, or simply wait for an opening with some help from Healing Wind. Hugo's tools are polished as ever, and no schizophrenic sociopath is going to dull them.


SageAcrin
These two warriors have fought bravely.

In the 100-yard breaststroke!

Yes, two close-range fighters, battling it out in a swimming pool! Who could possibly survive the aquatic carnage?

Neither, really.

Hugo can't swim, so he promptly drowned.

As for Id, he's quite capable of swimming.

However, due to recent events, he showed up in a one-piece bathing suit, which showed ample clevage.

Complete with false breasts.

At any rate, the results are that the pool's ruined, as was any electronics held by anyone in the audience(A local Time Mages convention had happened upon this match. The resulting meteor splashes actually drowned the first three rows of people.), and Hugo won.

(Why? Well, the judges didn't even bother trumping anything up there. This is why it's nice to have Ghaleon as a judge. He knows who deserves to win and doesn't give a damn about making up reasons.

He then promptly backhanded Gades and vowed never to let a drunken Sinistral plan the match rules ever again. Gades can't get any respect.

Gades also can't hold his liquor. He'd only had one drink, and was by this point passed out in the judges box. All the smack did was start him snoring.)

Fei later showed up in an intensive care unit, with two gaping wounds in his chest, surrounded by healers and muttering angrily about needing to find some way to kill Id once and for all. Or at least make it so that he doesn't get matches.

Elly's still wondering what the hell happened to her bathing suit. (And where Fei is, but considering recent events, that's lesser to her.)

And now Hugo's taking swimming lessons, from Llewelyn's School of Aquatic Arts, where they believe in diving in head-first and facing your fears!

And where they take out insurance policies on their students. Made out to themselves. Entirely unrelated, naturally.

Poor Hugo.

Id: 40
Hugo: 45