Season 31, Week 4
Laharl
(Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
 
Two down, two to go in this pint-sized tyrannist's path to his ultimate RPGDL glory. In the stands, amongst the people and the monsters alike, you can already hear it; the cries of OVERLORD for CHAMPION! His last hurdle on his road to the finals is the slimy octopus Ultros. While definitely an odd one, he's no more slimy, evil or even has any less arms than the average demon Laharl encounters in his everyday life. He'll will have to watch out for some status magic - Laharl certainly doesn't want to look be turned into an imp, it'll ruin his royal image - but what is that in the face of a super-powered, Overlord-piloted comet to the face... or... wait, does Ultros even have a face? We'll say to the tentacles. That's sure to be hitting him where it hurts.

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Overlord of the Netherworld? The title certainly sounds like a worthy foe for the noblest amphibious octopus in RPGdom. Unfortunately for Ultros and especially his opponent, however, Laharl's battle ability is an ill backup to his impressive title, and the demon is no match for the four-time semifinalist. Ultros outspeeds his foe, and his dreaded Imp Song faces no resistance in this match. As if that weren't enough, his Tentacle attacks are far more powerful than Laharl's decidedly average swordplay. With such an easy win awaiting him, Ultros has lots of free time to start preparing for his Heavy championship - not to mention start planning how to avoid getting his tentacles bruised by Chisato and company on next week's Behind the Scenes!


Dark Lord Magus
The disgrace! The unbearable shame! To think that the mighty Overlord thought that he would finally be facing a battle worthy of his greatness. After all, he had heard he was going to be fighting royalty this week. How disappointing to find out that his opponent was truly an overgrown octopus! Needless to say, Laharl felt he had this one in the bag, after all, he makes worlds tremble at the sound of his squeaky, mighty laugh.

And then the day of the match came... and Ultros promptly turned Laharl into a small(er) useless green creature with stubby wings. Now normally, such an act alone would be humiliating for one of Laharl's great stature, but far worse was that Ultros called in a favor with the Dark Assembly, who had been beaten the crap out of by Laharl one too many times. They granted Ultros a most horrible bill: the legal rights to use Prinny-related images in his "work." In this case, a variation of Imp Song that turned the victim into the all too familiar penguins with stubby wings(though still remaining the imp color.) Needless to say, Laharl's never been the same since.

Laharl: 57
Ultros: 60

Hashmal\'sRoxxor
Laharl and Ultros had a talk about women.

Turns out they both like'em the same way.

So when they both attempted to molest a certain young woman from Laharl's game, they were both immediately attacked and knocked out of the ring...

But it turns out that short, weirdly-eyebrowed little Overlords fly much farther than heavy, tentacled octopi, and fall much faster towards the ground.

Ultros, winner by ring out.

Which is really weird because Laharl's fire-based attacks should OHKO Ultros in a real fight...

Halbarad
Octopus royalty or seafood soup?

I'll go with the latter, myself.

Lurking Registered User
Laharl is a giant cheater. What else would you expect of a demon prince? So he went to the Dark Senate and, flashing his Tyrant title, made one tiny demand...

--------The day of the match--------

Ultros guffawed. "Brought a spear wih you, huh? Like keeping me at a distance is going to help! Soon, *I'll* have the title of Overlord!"

Laharl sniffed in derision. "Hmph! When I beat you I'll make you my vassal, and you can scrub *ALL THE TOILETS IN THE NETHERWORLD!* AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ultros snickered. "Your bluffs won't work on Octopus Royalty! I know you're not so good with a spear, and there's no way you can outdistance my... IMP SONG!"

Laharl oblingly got imped. And proceeded to cleave Ultros in two with a single whack of his mighty spear.

"B-but how?" burbled Ultros' left half.

"Kappa!" smirked Imp-Laharl, showing Ultros his Imp Halberd more closely.

"N-not legal..." stammered Ultros' right half.

Laharl simply flashed Dark Senate Resolution 57038794-B: "Let me wield equipment from another game!"

"I don't do windows," chorused the bisected octopus, as Laharl handed him a toilet brush and dragged him off for vassal indoctrination.

Rumor has it Chisato is *pissed.* How dare Laharl kidnap *her* vassal!

RedRaged
Is it just me, or is anyone else weirded out that Laharl's imp-form STILL HAS THE FREAKING ANTENNAE?

metalfushi
two ways this match can go
1. ultros gets turned in to a merry go round after rigor mortis so laharl dosent have a sexy body asthma attack.
2. ultros starches laharls hair when he sleep and shapes it in a pole with some chain ultros goes from one girl to many as he rides on a hair go round with every sexy body disgaea can muster