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Belselk's love for Harken might be like a truck (... what?), but there is still no chance for the mad Quarter Knight here. The precise Lady Harken is in a perfect (and sexy) position to just laugh off Belselk's pathetic (and unsexy) attacks, with her excellent (and very sexy) parry ability and her crazy good (and even sexier) damage, which will increase to brutal proportions with Maximum Risk. The more damage she takes, the better she can dish out with this ability, putting Belselk in an uncomfortable (and terribly unsexy) position from the get-go. The (crazy sexy) Lady Harken, with the (so sexy) evasion and (mmmmmmm, sexy) slugging abilities, has all the cards in this. Berserk is the idiotic (and stupidly unsexy) chump who will fall before her might. |
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MWAHAHAHA!! Run, you puny humans, flee for your miserable, petty lives, as Belselk crushes your precious Heavy division as easily as he crushed Middle! Humans, non-humans, even Gods will fall before the power of Berserk Breaker, that's for sure! Not even a fellow Quarter Knight like Harken is safe from the ravaging Berserker's lunatic brutality; after all, even she will tell you Belselk is the strongest of that quartet, easily stronger than Harken herself (and, really, he just can't wait to smash the bones of that arrogant wench! How dare she mock Belselk's intelligence?)! None of her speed or meaningless Fast Draws will let her escape the raw power of a spiked mace smash, thus Belselk's reign of terror shall continue unopposed, proving the superiority of the brawny Quarter Knight over Filgaia and the League! |
Tide Berserk loves smashing things. It's one of his all time favourite hobbies. Whether it be puny humans or puny animals, destroying stuff into tiny pieces was of great amusement to the Muscle Quarter Knight. Yet the judges already know Berserk was strong, yes. They wanted to see if the Metal Demon could do anything else to prove his worth in Heavy. "...You know Berserk, the whole point of Scrabble is to create words and get points. Not to SMASH up the letter tiles along with the board", Harken deadpanned as she watched her colleague swing his giant hammer crashing directly on top of where they were playing. "Gwahaha! Well that's too bad! Looks like I'll just have to find something else to entertain me!" And with that, Berserk turned and crushed the puny judges panel for amusement, which consisted of Olan Durai, Rufus Shinra, Banon and Connie. Of course, since he never actually scored any points, Berserk loses. But in the end, epic smashing is all that really matters to him. So he wins deep down. Or something. Lady Harken: 49 |
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