Season 38, Week 1
Edea Kramer
(Final Fantasy VIII)
 
Edea Kramer. The Sorceress who ensnared a nation and nearly brought down Balamb Garden. Feared status-slinger, expert spellcaster, and international fashion plate (hey, conch-shell headpieces are always in style). Sounds like a recipe for success in the bustling multiverse of the Duelling League, right? Sadly, this hasn't been the case so far, as Edea sports an equal number of wins and losses. Hardly something to crow about. This season is the time to turn things around! (When better than the proverbial third?) Against such determination, how could a mere machine stand in Edea's way?

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Now this is just a classic case of wonderful (or horrible, from a certain point of view) luck. Worker 8, the original magic-immune killer robot, is up against Edea Kramer, best known for being a mighty sorceress. Well, too bad for her but all that powerful magic isn't worth squat against this Zodiac-powered machine warrior. No matter what Edea tries here, she's going to get crushed up and broken by the worker's steady assault. But even Worker 8 can feel a bit of pity for his opponent. Maybe he'll just beat her and not turn her into Sorceress Stir Fry or something. Maybe...


redmage007
You see the strangest things if you're an ice-cream man. Especially if your an ice-cream man in the RPGDL universe. You witness the miraculous healing of people that have literally been torn to pieces. You see massive explosions that rip canyons across the land and then dissapear after twenty seconds. You may even witness the creation (or distruction) of the entire universe several times in just a few minutes. Fred was used to this. He had been driving his ice-cream truck past the DL for years. He had made good friends and lived a good life-until a stray meteor spell had detonated his car with him still inside. The funeral was beautiful and several people mourned for days. This is why Fred was not the person driving the ice cream truck today. Today was Tod's first day on the job. Today was also Tod's last day on the job. The scene he witnessed from the cab of his ice-cream truck was an event like none he had ever seen before. Massive cosmic power from a possessed foster parent bounced off a robot's apparently indestructible hide. Explosions reflected off the robot and sailed high in the sky resulting in a marvelous display of fireworks. It was the greatest day of Tod's life...until a rogue ultima spell reflected off of Worker 8 and fired straight into Tod's face. When the match was finally over the sad remains of Tod only amounted to pile of ash that could easily fit into a salt shaker.

Ice cream rained from the sky in a six mile radius.

Oh yeah-Worker 8 won because he's FREAKIN IMMUNE TO MAGIC!!!!

Edea Kramer: 15
Worker 8: 74

Silverlocke980
Dear God, Edea vs. a magic-immune fighter? That's just the funniest damn thing I've ever heard!

Mathias
A mec and a sorceress? I'm tempted to maintain my former point of magic losing to robots, especially in this case since Worker 8 is one powerhouse.

Lucied
Viva La Edea!