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Freyjadour Falenas (Suikoden 5) |
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The prince of Falena is going in for his opening match, and he’s not about to back down from some thickheaded sword-slinger! While Lyon may worry about him, Freyjadour has nothing to worry about in this fight. The Prince’s Dawn Rune will blast Stahn right out of the arena, with a casting or two of Crimson Sky to seal the prince’s first victory. Should Stahn survive a couple of shots of that for some strange reason, Light of Day will keep Freyjadour going strong for a while, and the prince is no slouch with his Sun Nunchaku. This match will be a great way to make a splash in the arena, and show the masses that he isn’t just some figurehead! |
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With Dymlos at his side, Stahn's ready to take on all challengers for the Heavy title! What better way to start than by slicing through some royalty? Normally, the Prince's Dawn Rune would cause quite a bit of trouble....but good luck using it with Stahn constantly attacking! Keeping the Prince stunned and on the defensive will be the key to victory here, and if the Prince finds an opportunity to squeeze an attack off Stahn should be more than capable of shrugging it off and renewing the assault. Stahn might not be the brightest hero to grace the RPG genre, but he's smart enough to keep stabbing the Prince until he falls over, and that's all he needs today! |
Moonlight Bomber The night before the match. Lyon, as always, worried so much that her beloved prince might get injured during the match, his opponent being a master swordsman and all. "P-Prince, I know this is your first match and all, and I have full confidence in your abilities to win, but I still worry about you getting hurt," the bodyguard declared. "When I lost my duel against Beatrix, I realized that whenever I lose in this league, I'm one step away in protecting you..." Frey, after listening to Lyon's speech of worry, responded with a hug, and whispered to her, "Never fear, Lyon. Protection is never one-sided. You protect me, I protect you. And so to protect you from your doubts, I'll..." It just so happened that Zidane's crew (minus the ringleader himself due to his upcoming match against Natalia) chanced upon Frey and Lyon's locker room when... "...make love to you, my beloved bodyguard." That final statement by the prince set off a reaction by the crew. Even thaough Edge is not with them, they readily agreed on one thing: capture the entirety of Frey and Lyon's lovemaking with a camera-equipped cellphone they have just bought the other day, and then market the steamy video as "The Falena Scandal". And so, the crew recorded every angle of the lovemaking of the two to their own silent jeers. Of course, they made sure not to get detected by anyone. The day of the match. The prince of Falena assured himself that a shot or two of Crimson Sky will bring Stahn to his knees; and if the latter somewhat survives, his Sun Nunchaku and anti-fire equipment will definitely seal the deal. Lyon was behind him, cheering on. The bell then rang, signaling the start of the duel. While Stahn rushed for an attempt at a first strike, Frey immediately set off Crimson Sky. The ultimate magic of the Dawn Rune took off a huge chunk of Stahn's HP. The prince, knowing that his first victory is at hand, was about to cast a second serving of Crimson Sky, when... ...the Titantron(TM) suddenly displayed an advertisement for "The Falena Scandal", with the song "The One You Love" by Glen Frey (a.k.a. "The Sex Anthem" due to the sex-inducing sax) in the background. The first thing that went to Frey and Lyon upon seeing the ad was "WHAT THE HECK?! WE WERE BEING USED FOR A SEX VIDEO?! WHOEVER MUST'VE DONE THIS INVASION OF PRIVACY MUST PAY!" As a result, they both went berserk. The prince then went to whacking down a distracted Stahn, leading him to victory. After the official declaration of his victory, he and Lyon then rushed towards the inner halls of the arena, still berserk, trying to find and bring to justice the perpetrators of the "scandal". And you all know what happened afterwards. Zidane was spared, though. Moral of the story: Never mess with berserk Suikoden characters, especially when they are the targets of a sex video. Freyjadour Falenas: 46 |
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