Season 44, Week 2
Janus Cascade
(Wild Arms 3)
 
Ultranegative super villian powers ACTIVATE! Why yes Janus is relying on quasi-legal moves and silly 60's cartoons to inspire him. I mean, he's fighting a pocket monster, a creature with no will of its on. And if there's anything Janus Cascade hates, it someone who follows the lead of others! He'll smash this silly creature up with Negative Rainbow, or blast him with a bullet or...does it matter? No. Janus's sheer force of will make this silly creature bow and beg for mercy. Not that the violent drifter has any of such trait left in him. All that Janus has left is hate and power. And the ability to kill Suicune deader than the countless enemies Janus has left buried along Filgaia's dusty roads.

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The Water Prince, Pokemon of Aurora, and Ho-oh's little pet favorite. All these names sum up but one Pokemon; the legendary Suicune! With Hydro Pumps a-flying, Rain Dancing a-happenin', and Tankishness...well...a-tanking, he's ready to take on his first opponent this season. And who better for a legendary Water Type to take on than a fish-faced demon freak that was once human, Janus? Everything Janus has, Suicune can counter! Legendary Dark Spear? Runs into Suicune's Legendary Pokemon Status. Negative rainbows don't do a lot to the Aurora Pokemon, and Suicune is a lot tougher than he looks! A simple match with a simple outcome for the mythical Johto beast.


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Janus had it!

He knew Suicune's weakpoint!

After all, he was but a Guardian, and he'd absorbed the powers of Guardians before, by raiding their homes!

Travelling over Johto would be a sinch for him! Then he'd ruin Suicune's source of power before the match began, and would have won before the match started!

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-I knew it. I knew he'd get stuck trying to grind a Hoothoot up to solo everything. Mewtwo noted, as he watched Janus' desperate battle with Bugsy end in defeat, as he struggled his way towards the charred tower Suicune once had called home.

Suicune nodded solemnly, and departed for his token appearance at the arena.

Entei, Raikou, Ho-oh and Lugia were too busy laughing their asses off to make much commentary.

Have you ever heard legendary Pokemon laugh? Goes through you like a bone saw.

But it's not as if anyone can blame them, really.

Janus Cascade: 14
Suicune: 29