Season 44, Week 3
Antenora
(Wild Arms 2)
 
Let's get right down to the bare bones of this fight. It's two bosses beating the ever loving crap out of each other. Antenora and Jenova are going to throw ever high damage move they have at each other until they drop. So there's no need to wax on about status or magic or anything special at all. All we need to know is that Antenora can take a licking and keep on ticking, with her boss HP and good damage. She'll launch Epheromon and Shockwave as many times as she needs to. Sure, Jenova will try and drown her with Aqualung or burn her with lasers, but she can't keep up with Antenora's overwhelming assault or plentiful HP, and that's what'll be Jenova's downfall in the end.

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So, this ponytailed brunette with magical powers is up against Jenova? The last time this archetype tried its hand against the ancient evil preying on the planet ended out poorly for the challenger, and the mighty alien Jenova is more than willing to prove that history repeats itself! Antenora may not have intentions nearly as noble as Aeris', but Jenova will char her flesh and stitch her mouth all the same. With a massive speed and damage edge, Jenova can slug it out against Antenora, whose Ephemeron spell will hardly faze the horrifying darkness from space. She shall be torn asunder by Jenova with the same ease that she threw her life away for her petty, convoluted vengeance!


Taishyr
"NO. YOUR MOTHER FORBIDS IT. YOU MAY NOT ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE THAT MAN WITH SEXY DEATH THROES. EVEN EVIL MOTHERS HAVE ETHICS." Jenova-Death boomed through a "mouth".

"...You... you aren't... This is Antenora, Jenova." Antenora said kindly.

"AND?"

"... I'm not Hojo? Nor am I your son, Sephiroth. I'm, uh. You're not related to me at all."

"...AND?"

"So will you please lay off the parental advice?"

"I DON'T REALLY SEE WHY."

"Because we're supposed to be fight-AAAAAH FIRE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF"

"OH. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO BURN TO DEATH FIRST. ...SINCE YOU AREN'T MY DAUGHTER, WANT ME TO MAKE SURE THEY RECORD THIS FOR VINSFELD?"

"Please do."

"OKAY."

"Thanks. AAAAH FIRE PAIN AGONY OOOOWOWOWOWOWOW"

Antenora: 17
Jenova: 38