Season 15, Week 1
Gau
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
The wild child from the Veldt is finally back in the arena, and he's ready to show off his stuff. With access to just about any form of attack or defense under the sun, Gau is only limited by his imagination and his memory. With a bevy of fighting styles - from the cheapest status whoring on earth to nigh-inpenetrable healing - lurking in his young mind, he's sure to have just the trick to take out Max. And with an obvious speed edge, he's bound to have enough time to figure out the right combination.

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Far from the brightest dueller, Max is ready to show the DL that silly things like strategy and planning are not necessary for success. Packing the huge Mega Launcher cannon, Max's course of action for the fight is simple: blast the puny Veldt boy to oblivion with raw power. The Canceller gives Max fearsome damage with chains of cannon shots, while an adjustment to his Aqua Spiral technique allows him to heal. With these advantages, it will only be a matter of time before the DL hears Max's awe-inspiring victory cry: "YEAH!"


OblivionKnight
You know, this has to be one of the saddest matches ever. No, not for the actual fight, but for the taunts that these two would be screaming:

"MR. THOU!"
"YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"MR. THOU!"
"YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"MR. THOU!"
"YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Oi. Despite Max being the superior fighter in this event, him being in any way, shape, or form connected to Farah dooms him to fade into obscurity and never get another shot in the DL again. Pity, too, as Gau should have been drowned at birth, then tossed down a volcano.

Gau: 30
Max: 12

Dark Lord Magus
Max, meet Gau. Gau, meet Max. Gau, meet Max's comboing blasts of doom. Run, Gau, run!