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"Nuclear launch detected." Those three words can only mean that Momo, the grassrunner who packs more heat than most , is in the house. Armed with not only the latest in modern weaponry, but also the best of the arcane clerical arts, Momo is ready to put this bag of wind to rest. After all, this fight can't be too hard; atomic particles do tend to spread pretty well in the wind, you see, much like a common cold. After a few strategic megaton blasts - enhanced by some tactical irony irony - it will be Valvalis herself who is blowing in the wind. |
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Heavy is a Fiend playground once more, and Valvalis is the most mischievous of them all. The Anti-Gnosis and the Soul from Legaia both fell to her deadly fingertips and gales, and Momo will fall even more easily! Val will laugh off Momo's offensive magic entirely as she spins, and the scientist's inaccurate atomic bombs will not fare much better. All the healing and buffing in the world won't help Momo if she can't do any damage. With yet another fun and easy match, Valvalis is already dreaming of her Heavy championship. Being a Fiend never felt so good. |
Sage Acrin "So, are you adverse to getting disqualified, Momo?" Rei said, walking in the door to her room. "What's wrong?" "What's wrong? I will tell you what's wrong. I have been up 26 hours, figuring this match every way I can. So far, the only way I've figured out to beat someone that can null magic, resist physicals and nearly kill me with one blow is to make them listen to bad rap music, and I somehow doubt that's legal. What's wrong is that I'm screwed, Rei, and I don't like it." Momo said, looking very tired and ragged. "...well, doesn't that beat all. I thought you didn't care that much about winning." "I didn't, initially, but I managed to get this far in Heavy after my Middle run, and...." "And you don't want it to end. And you wanted to be the second double champion. Well, it was a nice run, anyhow." Rei said. "But....oh, I guess you're right." Momo said, slumping defeatedly. "Now, listen. Do you want to make Valvalis pay for ending the run?" "Right now, more than anything else, I think." Momo said, somewhat surprised at the vehemence of her own words. "Then, listen. I was just out with Zhuzhen for a few drinks, and I got him to cut me in on a little plan he's making. Well, if I finance the added work. On a related note, if someone with the Gold Isle Police Department comes by, you haven't seen me. They seem to get offended when people people pry up bricks...." *One day later.* "So, the little bunny girl has finally showed up." Valvalis said, smiling. "Do you have any last words before we begin?" "No, not really." Momo said. "Do you?" "Heheh...hahahahaha. Well, you make a good joke, little girl. Anyhow, let's get on with it." "Certainly." Momo said, pulling out a large remote controller, studded with four buttons; yellow, green, orange and purple. "What's that for?" "You." "No, what does it do?" "Well, I'm not sure, Rei just said to push the yellow button..." Momo said, frowning. Shruging, she tapped the button....dumping Valvalis into a large mud pit. "...that was his plan?" Momo said, oblivious to the shrieks and death threats of Valvalis. "Wait, he said to press the green one right after." "I'll tear you in haaaaallllllllllfffffff-" The call came, as Valvalis went sliding down a metal chute. "Say, where does that go, Rei?" "Come with me and you'll see." *5 minutes later.* "You whore!" Piastol said, slugging Ghaleon in the face. "Whore? Who are you calling a whore, you little dyke?" Ghaleon said, slugging Piastol. "Right now, all I want is to crush both of you, and get out of this mud!" Valvalis shrieked, uppercutting Ghaleon. "Say, what did the other two buttons do, Rei?" Momo asked. "I...don't know." Rei said. "Um....hm. I don't think anyone ever said." Zhuzhen said from the seat next to Momo. "It's a pity I couldn't get a different work team than the ones Haschel hired back for Katt and Rebecca...he refused to tell me the workmen's names, said they feared for their lives. And no one else could figure out how to alter that original pit." "Well, why not press the buttons and see what happens?" Rei said. "Sure, why not. Orange button..." "Hey, wha-ARGH!" Edge cried out, as he appeared a foot over the mud pit, and landed on the still befrocked Ghaleon. "....I must wonder just which "Cid"s Haschel got to work out the new pits." Zhuzhen mumbled. "I'm just glad Rydia's not in the audience, personally." Rei said, looking around at the crowd. "I don't feel like accidentally getting caught in a Megaflare..." "No, but Orlandu was in the audience... I just saw him leave somewhere, too..." Momo said. "Well, we still have a little time... what does the purple button do?" "Give it a press." Rei said. The entire crowd watched, stunned, as a cascade of little white Rabites poured into the mud pit from various chutes. "....and... I wonder if there...wasn't....a Sid in there..." Zhuzhen said, as the first person to break the silence... "Well, I can see Rydia coming down the steps, so I suggest we get the hell out of here." Zhuzhen said, rising and offering Momo his arm. "By all means." Rei said. "Sure, why not." Momo agreed. As the three walked out, a scream of rage filled the air. A blast of magical energy lanced through one of the walls, filling the stands with frightened Rabites. "I will destroy you pathetic worms for doing this to me! Stop laughing at me! STOP IT! All of you will DIE!" Ghaleon was heard to scream into the arena, as the three conspirators, grinning broadly, walked out a back exit... Momo: 18 Hate Hate Hate
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