Legendary adventurer Feena is certainly getting to brush with royalty this season, as she goes from a match against the King of Runefaust, to one against the King of Figaro. Edgar is considerably more crafty and better-mannered than his older fellow monarch, but that doesn't matter here. What does matter is that he's not as durable, and no faster... meaning he's even better prey for Feena's Time Gate + Zap Whip + Zap Whip + End of the World combo.
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Edgar's normal bag of tricks won't help him here. Feena is immune to both Instant Death and Confuse, and she'll be putting a world of hurt on Edgar on the first turn. Edgar still has his powerful Drill attack to fall back on, and Feena's own abysmal staying power means it won't take more than a few shots of it to finish her off.
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Pipe Dreamer
Edgar was sure he had the match in the bag. This poor girl sleeps with Justin, of all people! Who could be easier to seduce? He had not, however, counted on Feena bringing a secret weapon to the battle.
"This is my daughter, Justine," said Feena with the pride typical of a parent, but there was a slight bit of triumph in the voice also. Edgar was somewhat unnerved, but decided to go on with the plan.
"Isn't fighting for some meaningless trophy an insult to the world's premiere adventurer? I'll bet the bedrooms in Figaro could offer you a far more satisfying sort of adventure, if you know what I mean!" he said, with a roguish wink.
"An adventure, Mommy? Could I go too? Pretty please?" asked a grating, sugar-sweet voice from Edgar's waist level.
It went on and on like this, until Edgar gave up in despair and impaled himself upon his Drill. Feena left the Arena with a triumphant smile, making a mental note to buy a big bag of sweets for Daddy's girl.
Feena: 14
Edgar Roni Figaro: 3
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Edgar, for all of his attempts to hit on women, was and is a gentleman. Therefore, like any decent gentleman, he'll snub any woman who's into... questionable habits. As proven by Feena's clothing, weapon choice, and taste in men, it's obvious that Edgar is going to simply pass on this match with Feena, and once again try to get the attention of Terra.
DragoonJay
Wanted: A bedside nurse to bring me back to health. Must be pretty and sweet. No Time Gate-using women apply. Contact E. Figaro.
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