Season 43, Week 1
Hect
(Grandia 3)
 
While saving the world through the power of melancholy violin playing is probably as unusual as recieving a blood transfusion from a vampire-like noble and suddenly changing your sexual orientation, Hect and Asellus really have nothing in common. And, unfortunately for the half-mystic, Hect's battle plan completely blunts her own. Freeze will prevent Asellus from taking advantage of her Mystic side - or just doing much of anything, for that matter. From there, it's a simple matter of repeatedly frying her with Heaven's Gate, perhaps mixing it up with Armageddon and its stat-busting attributes thrown in to speed the whole process up. Unable to defend against this assault, the match is entirely one-sided on the violinist's favor, but Hect can't help it - her strength just speaks far louder than Asellus'.

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A sparkling duel between two magical, mystical women from faraway lands graces the hallowed DL Heavy arena this week! Hect, the mysterious watcher from another world, comes to face down a Princess of Facinaturu in a no-holds-barred confrontation! The might of Mystic Magic will duel with the flaming wrath of Heaven's Gate! To win, Asellus will need to take advantage of her versatility to wreck Hect before she can get going. Indeed, Assassinate before Hect can get all of her tools out will ensure this is a quick, possibly painless (no guarantees there) and viciously sharp end for the violin girl. There's no need to see the fanciest of what those Mystic powers can pull off; Asellus can end this battle before it begins, and it may indeed be the best approach to such a high-calibur duel.


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A loli and a green haired lesbian battling to the death, the winner possibly fighting the DL's greatest pervert in the next round. The ultimate honeypot for every sick, twisted freak out there.

Asellus knew this ahead of time and was frantic. Where would she find a bodyguard tough enough to keep out all the perverts and losers? Not even the great mystic lord Orlouge could hold out a swarm of perverts.

When White Rose came to her dressing room with a smile on her face, she knew she found her salvation.

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I...nfinity dragon!?

The screams of horror from the usual run of perverts made Asellus smile happily. No one knew why Fou-Lu and Ryu had merged, but judging from the tattered remains of a certain pair of three time Godlike champions on Infinity's claws and feet, it probably had something to do with Edge. Not a single person so much as stepped out of line and made a rude comment the entire fight, which Asellus won. With fascination.


The entire pervert gallery was later found sobbing in corner of the arena after the fight was over, heartbroken that such a golden chance passed them by.

Hect: 20
Asellus: 21