Season 47, Week 2
Precis Neuman
(Star Ocean: The Second Story) 		 
HelloooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Science dynamo Precis Neumann is up and ready for a big fight! With Neumann Boots and Algo Shield handy, alongside her great Barrier technique to pelt enemies to death, she and Bobot are all fired up for a great season! That annoying thief Zidane won't know what hit 'im - even if he manages to connect the dreaded Mini stat on Precis, the mighty petrifying powers of Algol will manage to miraculously put him out of commission even if all seems lost! And Precis, with the awesome speed of her Neumann Boots, can even get free hits in before that happens! She may be in a challenging fight, but she won't go down without a nice brawl!

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 Finally starting to get the respect he deserves, Zidane has conquered middle and moved up to the same league as many of his fellow Final Fantasy heroes! OK, well, many of them are actually in Godlike, but he's gotten closer! Clearly, fighting alongside them must have allowed their talent and respect to rub off on him some! But enough of that, Zidane faces yet another female, and this one is also pure reliant on physical damage. Obviously, a simple "Use Soul Blade with The Tower, make her small, squash puny high pitched voice girl" strategy is always apt here. And in case she tries to cheat and petrify him with her shield, he can use Thievery to kill her without getting close.

Taishyr
One is a monkey-man, a chivalrous pervert.
The other is a cheerful girl with a knack for invention.

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"Wow. Is this an honest fight coming from Zidane, of all people?" Chisato mused, leaning back in her chair. "This has the makings of a new headline..."

Morte nodded a bit. "I'm not sure it's any surprise - the two kind of have similar personalities, perversion aside. But - oooh, that was a good hit by Zidane!"

As Zidane finished the duel with a blow by the flat of the blade, Gilgamesh grinned. "Bet you two that as soon as it looks like he's gonna lose his next match, he goes back to his old ways."

"No deal." The two other Behind the Scenes members shook his head as Precis was revived and the two shook hands, before leaving.

And then a massive sonic boom erupted through the arena. As Chisato slowly looked up, a voice boomed out:

"THIS IS THE POWER OF THE ANTI-PERVERSION LEAGUE OF THE DL. WE SHALL END YOUR TYRANNY, ZIDA-"

"OHMIGOD THEY'RE BOTH PREHENSILE!" Precis screamed, flushing a deep red, before turning and running out of the arena. Chisato frowned, before looking over to Zidane-

"... Morte, get Zidane some damn clothes. Gilgamesh, fetch my eye bleach."

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Deis was severely chided after the match. She, too, remains unrepentant.

Precis Neuman: 20
Zidane Tribal: 42

DragonKnight Zero
Legality questions aside, a little known fact about the Algol shield is that it's instant death effect is (randomly) triggered by damage even if the wearer is facing away from the attacker. However, this special effect is nullified by any equipment with instant death resistance such as Reflective Armor and Seraphic Garb.

It hardly matters here anyways as Zidane squashes mini Precis in two attacks. The hit rate on the instant death isn't that high and her damage is gone when tiny.

Xeroma
Zidane was prepared. He had all of his good status moves lined up and everything.

Too bad Precis's voice killed him right off the bat. ParaBOLA Beam and whatnot.