Season 51, Week 2
Quina Quen
(Final Fantasy IX) 		 
Quina back to take title! Over 20 seasons? Too long without fight for great mage like Quina, although time well spent finding yummies. Unfortunately, his/her/its Blue Magic no useful in this fight, as opponent immune to all of it. But Quina still use magic on itself, giving extra support, and can also heal with White Wind, which useful against enemy! If Quina use those skills to support physical attacks, okay evasion and average durability, Quina starts on long road to victory in championship, upgrade to Godlike and lifetime supply of frogs! And maybe get rid of annoying CC-like speech impediment with winnings!

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 *CLICK WHHRRRRRR* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE. ACTIVATING BATTLE PROTOCOL. TARGET AQUIRED...SCANNING...TARGET IDENTIFIED[Quina Quen]. SEARCHING DATABASE...TARGET ABILITIES FOUND[Blue Magic, Eat]. SUMMARY OF PHYSICAL PROWESS..LOW. CALUCLATING TARGET CHANCE OF WINNING DESPITE MAGIC IMMUNITY...0%. INITIATE ROUTINE [Dismissive Laughter]. HA. HAHA. HA. HA. HA. LOADING RECIPIE PROGRAM [Mystery Loaf]. PRIMARY INGREDIENT [anything made of meat]. QUERY: IS [Quina Quen] COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF [meat]...Y. BEGIN PROGRAM.

DragoonJay
"Now, Mustadio, what did we learn today?"

"Er, that Qu splatter very nicely when crushed?"

"Yes, and..?"

"Um, not to eat too much before bedtime?"

"And?"

"Hiding is a fun and useful skill."

"True, but I was looking more along the lines of DON'T TINKER WITH THE KILLER ROBOT WITH PARTS YOU FIND IN A RANDOM SHOP RIGHT BEFORE A MATCH, YOU IDIOT!"

"Oh, that. Right. Sorry, Ramza."

"Just shut up and let's get going before it's too lat..."

"STATEMENT: ORGANIC MEATBAGS DETECTED. RECITATION: CEASE FUNCTIONING. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY."

"Don't worry, Ramza. We'll work that out in the beta."

"Mustadio!"

"STATEMENT: FUNCTION NOT CEASED. GLEEFUL STATEMENT: OPENING FIRE."

Quina Quen: 13
Worker 8: 48

DragonKnight Zero
Of course there's going to be a cookoff. It was actually pretty close too. However, Quina failed to consider that making a dish using frogs, even if it turned out surprisingly tasty, would not sit well with Frog on the judges panel. That was enough for Worker 8 to be the favored contender.

There was still a match to be held. As Worker 8's cullnary skills had impressed the judges more, it got to choose the location of the duel.

Oeilvert.

Two beings enter; only one walks out. Hint: it's not the one relying on magic.