Season 13, Week 3
Zalbag Beoulve
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
Although Zalbag's victory over the mad scientist was an impressive feat, the Arc Knigh's trials on the road to Heavy Champ continue. The next obstacle is Glenn, the green-haired warrior from Chrono Cross. Luckily, this should prove a much easier match than his last - all Zalbag has to do is cripple Glenn's stats with his ruins, then hack away until a pass to the semifinals is his.

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The youngest of the Acacia Dragoons is one of the twin survivors of the primary invasion, and he's determined to keep the fight alive! Although his opponent is a general and quite a bit more experienced than he is, Glenn's determination and skill will see him through to the next round. And with not just one, but two of the legendary Einlanzer swords in his possession, how can he lose?


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*Blinks.* Wow. A Chrono Cross character.... against someone with an actual skillset? Spank my ass and call me Judy. Now let's all pretend we're surprised that Glenn lost and will spend the rest of his days eating Viper Churros and becoming morbidly obese.

Zalbag Beoulve: 38
Glenn: 15

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Can an Auron SCC beat Choco-Eater? Not easily; it's nigh-guaranteed that he'd be knocked off the cliff. What's Garland's trademark? Like he claims, he will "KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!" Auron is so screwed....