Season 23, Week 3
Worker 8
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
Heavy has thus far put up the same amount of resistance to Worker's march as Middle did (ie, none). With another healer crushed under his steel boots, Worker gears up to smash someone of a more techological bent like himself. Guns don't exactly scare the fearless Robot, or the fact that Rudy is actually slower than him! Crush will eat through Rudy's HP at an alarming rate, and nothing the young ARMs user has can slow down the bot in time to prevent him from being just another statistic in the way of Worker's rise back to Godlike.

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Rudy has blasted his way into the next round, only to face Worker 8, which as you know (this part has been censored for spoiler reasons), so you can see why this will be one of the most memorable Heavy matches ever, right? While Worker's defenses are stunning, Rudy's own durability is nothing to sneeze at either, and his ARMs can render the point effectively moot anyway. Between the two of them speedwise, this will be a rather slow match, but with these two powerhouses going at it, the event will not lack for excitement.


Tide
On the surface, it looks relatively straight forward. Rudy's a little faster but Worker can Counter, has Defense UP along with an attack that has ID effect.

However...
- Rudy (having an ARM) bypasses the counter
- Has multiple cartridges, one of which likely ignores Defense.
- Worker can't get past Rudy's speed.
- Worker damages himself if he decides to use his techs. In close matches like this, recoil damage matters.

Worker's not winning this slugfest.

Worker 8: 19
Rudy Roughknight: 38

ChichiriMuyo
Worker 8, ain't he great?
Gonna be godlike 'gain at this rate.
Stir Frying Middle mages and munching one Heavy slowpokes, it's fate!