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Edgar Roni Figaro (Final Fantasy VI) |
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So far, Edgar Figaro is 2-2 in the Heavy Arena, having his last run torched by Rubicant. But this lecherous king won’t stop there! He's back and raring to fight Jack van Burace in his third appearance. And the third time’s the charm, right? Edgar believes so - with his Chainsaw and his sword to pound the wanderer with, and his crossbow just in case he needs it, Edgar is prepared for all situations. With the power of all of his Tools working together in harmony, Edgar should easily dispatch his enemy and advance. |
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He hasn't been able to finish the job yet, but the third time's the charm for two-time Heavy finalist Jack Van Burace. After falling short of not one, but two championships and failing to upgrade with both chances, he's out for blood this time. His first obstacle is the self-styled ladies' man, Prince Edgar Roni Figaro, who has a bone to pick with Jack as to just how he could get a girl like Elmina. Sparks should fly, tools will break, and with Jack's speed and evasion, he should be able to keep himself from getting screwed. |
Tide Although you might not know it, Cecilia and Celes are actually friends with one another. So instead of watching Edgar and Jack rip out each other's lungs, they proposed a match to see who could create the best invention. It looked like Edgar's match. He had the machinery and the know-how to create something really special. And he did: A Chainsaw capable of shooting anchors and arrows AND allows you to take pictures and spray insect repellent all in one. Jack with less knowledge instead, attached Hanpan to the end of his wire hook, placed Rudy's Radar as a means of a homing device and finally secured one of Cecilia's staves on the other end of the wire. Sure Edgar's Tool-o-matic 4000 outtrumps Jack's...Ratmace, but the judges believed that Edgar's device was less "creative" since he had merely reused all the tools he previously had. Meanwhile, Jack had went around gathered different materials for his invention. So in the end, they declared him the winner. Hanpan's still not speaking to Jack. Neither is Cecilia. In other news though, Edgar's been seen on television infomercials. The Tool-o-matic 4000 can be yours now for only 12 easy payments of 5999.99G! Edgar Roni Figaro: 41 |
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