Season 31, Week 3
Princess Toadstool
(Super Mario RPG) 		 
Toadstool is a classic medieval princess. She's constantly being kidnapped by nefarious evildoers, and her knight in shining armor saves her... and she gets nabbed again. Well, in her SMRPG form she is hardly a hindrance, having great HP, and being fast AND deadly with her umbrella. But can she stand against the power of the Tentacles, you may ask? Of course she can! No yucky monster will stand in her way of total annihilation in the Arena with her plentiful healing and durability. I mean, he can't even kill a senile old man like Banon. There's no way he could take down this princess.

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 Nyahh? What is this? A second opponent in as many weaks immune to Ultros' Imp Song? Are the RPGDL drawmakers out to offend octopus royalty? Well, Ultros will show them. There's more to this refined cephalopod than turning his opponents green, as Meliadoul discovered last week. A simple, yet complete and overwhelmingly powerful beating from his tentacles will more than suffice against a princess so weak-willed she gets captured by a giant turtle on a weekly basis, and Ultros will once again move into sight of the Heavy championship that has eluded octopus royalty thus far.

legendaryflyingfailure
Ultros has tentacles. Lots of them. Princess Toadstool has female body parts. Really it's only a matter of two things. How long the toture lasts and whether or not they can keep Zidane out of the ring.

Princess Toadstool: 43
Ultros: 72

Lurking Registered User
Recipe for Fried Octopus a la Mushroom Kingdom:

Ingredients:

One (1) Royal Octopus.

One (1) Frying pan.

One (1) Plumber boyfriend who can shoot fireballs.

Three (3) Sticks of butter.

One (1) Goomba.

One (1) lb. Bread crumbs.

Instructions:

Use a stick of butter to grease the pan before the match. Win match by beating Octopus severely with frying pan, healing when necessary. Take stunned/swooned octopus as 'spoils of war.' Have Plumber pre-heated to 360 degrees, and begin lightly sauteeing octopus, ignoring any shrieks of incalculable agony. Mash remaining sticks of butter into a fine paste, mix with breadcrumbs, and coat octopus once screams have died down into whimpers. Cook for one hour, garnish with diced goomba, and eat. Serves 14.

Tide
No witty comments from me. Toadstool equips a Trueform Pin, is faster and 2HKOs the frail Ultros.

Looks like the Princess is going to get a chance to cook fried calamari tonight with her frying pan.

Octillus
Peach makes calimari.

MetaRidleyX
A Frying pan vs tentacles hmmmm I think you know who wins this one.

metalfushi
a princess and a multi tentacle wielding octopus... please leave your sick fantasies at the door