Season 34, Week 1
Ramladu
(Shining Force)
 
Another Grandia girl with an arsenal of debilitating status attacks and stat-downs? Ramladu's been here before, but he's learned from his loss to Feena thirty seasons ago. It's actually very simple. Before those debuffs kick in, the king of Runefaust hits very, very hard. Millenia doesn't like being hit hard, let alone very, very hard, in the face. And while it's not quite an axe, a mace to the face will do just as well in this situation. And even if she manages to survive and get her little tricks in, it'll still be a struggle for her to overcome his natural regeneration and Aura 3 with her less-than-stellar damage, no matter how far she manages to drag his stats down. The Wings of Valmar are about to be grounded, for the glory of Runefaust!

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Ohohohoho~! This looks like an exciting, if ridiculous fight! The Wings of Valmar, after a long rest, returns for yet another season of fun, fresh-ground hamburgers and questionable presents to the opposition! And what better start to a new season of symbolic and literal smashing than pulping a blood-thirsty king? Ramladu is feared and known for his brutal mace-blows, capable of crushing entire armies... but Millenia hardly fears that. She gets the initiative in this fight, and, once she lands her trusty Spellbinding Eye, Ramladu's in for a world of deliciously spiced meats and deadly goodness. It will take no effort for Millenia to obliterate the measly king of Runefaust - after all, the Wings of Valmar deserve their deadly reputation.


Joou Ranbu
At the arena, Ramladu sat ominously on his throne. Apparently, the mad emperor simply couldn't part from his beloved symbolic chair. Millenia vaguely chuckled at that. "Well, I guess a man needs his beloved throne. Emasculation must fly in a pretty weird way for you, honey."

At that, Ramladu's eyes were tinted in crimson rage, grasping his heavy mace in order to punish the tongue of the Wings of Valmar. His vision blurred, wild mace swings flew about in a deafening flurry.

... however, all that did was a rather noticeable breeze and a couple broken tiles a palm in front of Ramladu. Thus, revealing Ramladu's secret weakness. Apparently, he was actually -glued- to the throne for whatever reason you might want to fathom. Chisato is probably writing a story on that right now and blaming mexican Taco Bell elves for her unshapely behind (and Ramladu's woes, but that's an aside). Tangents factored, the painful truth is that Ramladu couldn't even approach the figure of Millenia.

As for the Wings of Valmar herself? She just shrugged and charged her hand with a massive purple energy, lightning power flowing through her fingers. "... well, isn't that unfortunate. Oh well, makes my job easier, I guess. I hope you enjoy deep-fried goodness, my dim-witted berserker..."

The thunderblasts could've been heard all throughout the world. And a lone seal squealed haplessly somewhere, symbolically. Of something. I don't know.

Ramladu: 15
Millenia: 47