Season 4, Week 3
Princess Toadstool
(Super Mario RPG)
 
Princess Toadstool has everything it takes to succeed in Heavy - full healing, good damage on both the physical and magical fronts, solid lastability, and even a small selection of status spells. Unfortunately for her, none of those are expected to come into play this week, as she will most likely drop dead to Geno Whirl before she can even act! To her credit, Toadstool can effectively end Geno's chances at this match with a well-placed Mute should Geno mess up on his timing of Geno Whirl. For someone who gets kidnapped every time she breathes, though, that's an awful lot of luck to ask for...

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Geno is once again facing a non Instant Death immune PC. However... what separates Toadstool from the rest is that she and Geno are from the same game! Geno might hesitate for a second in this match, or try and give Peach a fair fight. However, if he just goes for the throat and uses Geno Whirl, this match will likely be over fast.


DragoonJay
In the Middle Ages, there was an innate order to the feudal system. God came first, followed by the royalty, and so on. Princess Toadstool is royalty. But Geno comes from a higher power. If Peach doesn't want to upset the natural order of the universe, she better do herself a favour and not show up to this match.

Princess Toadstool: 2
Geno: 19

Pipe Dreamer
Seriously, is there any way to make a match that was over two seconds after it began sound interesting or clever?

If there is, I certainly don't know about it. So I'll just provide a short summmary: Geno Whirl, the end.