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Its Edgar's plethora of tools facing off against Teepo's claws and fangs. Now, lets analyze this for a second. Has anybody seen what happens when a wolf tries to attack an active buzz saw with his mouth? Most probably haven't, but I'm pretty sure you can guess that the outcome won't be pretty. Edgar merely has to apply the same logic here! Oh, his nice Red Jacket protects him from Teepo's fiery breath, and the evasion does wonders against his physical onslaught. In a never ending battle of science vs. nature, Edgar is willing to throw everything his opponent to prove that science is indeed superior...as well as potentially win the heart of a species known as "females." |
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Man vs. Nature. Tooth and claw vs. gears and metal. One of the most classic and thrilling of rivalries. When Teepo faces off this week against Edgar, we will see which side will truly be victorious. It's fang vs. drill, claw vs. chainsaw. Both sides are certainly powerful in their own way, but Teepo has the upper hand. He's both more durable than Edgar and immune to the various statuses that his tools can inflict. While Edgar will be fiddling around with his tools trying to get them to work, all the venerable Dragon Lord has to do is raise one clawed foot, and then lower it in a squishing motion. Be witness to the ultimate triumph of nature over technology this week in the RPGDL. |
Gatewalker An evil and despicable dragon. A dashing young king who is skilled with a blade. Everyone knows how this is supposed to end. Edgar also knows that this is the RPGDL and next to nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to around here. It also didn't help that Teepo was quite strong, even for a dragon, and that Edgar himself did not posses any manner of mystical dragon-slaying device. So, knowing that he was certainly going to lose, Edgar decided to claim a moral victory. As the match started, he lunged at the dragon before him, leaping high into the air and screaming out a battlecry of defiance and rage. Teepo simply did what comes most natural to any dragon when something smaller then them is flying directly at their head. He ate it. With one fluid motion, he plucked Edgar out of the air with his massive fangs and swallowed the reckless king whole. Ten seconds later, he exploded. It seems that Edgar decided to go out with a rather literal bang, and had strapped on every explosive he could get his hands on, as well as soaked himself in gasoline, before the match. The ensuing explosion was so powerful that even the people in the nosebleed seats got covered with flying chunks of Teepo. Teepo still won, of course. Edgar brought in quite a few highly illegal explosives, not to mention that he blew up first. The real question of this match is after Garan and Edgar both making him pay for it, will Teepo finally learn to stop eating people and just fight fair? Yeah, we don't think so either. Edgar Roni Figaro: 28 |
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