Season 37, Week 2
Glenn
(Chrono Cross)
 
Well, with Dario having sullied the family name by getting kicked out of the League, it looks like it's up to Glenn to uphold the honor of the Acacian Dragoons. And what better way to prove himself a just and honorable knight then to slay a warrior who is the very opposite of everything a knight holds to be true and dear: a ninja? Against this shadowy foe, Glenn will rely upon his superior strength and skill at swordplay to bring the assassin down quickly and brutally, not giving Shadow any time to bring his little ninja tricks into play. With his twin Einlanzers in hand, Glenn will plunge the cleansing light of justice deep into the heart of the shadows, and forge ahead toward a championship of his own!

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So a wannabe knight best known for the infinite failure of his older brother wants to pick a fight with Shadow? Not smart, kid. Not smart at all. Against such a straightforward "hit it until it stops moving" fighter, the ninja can really just take it easy, throw an Invis Edge, and then mock the poor boy. Sure, he's got some nifty techniques and puts a lot of muscle behind those sword swings, but when he can't see his opponent to actually land any of the attacks he needs to build up to his techs, he can't really do much, can he? After that, it's just a matter of applying ninja stars to Glenn's face until he drops. This fight will be simple, quick, and unbelievably stacked in his favor, just the way Shadow likes it.


SageAcrin
The strongest of ninja.

Stealthy of movement.

Invisible from sight.

Inaudiable of footstep.

Deadly while striking.

And while not.

Frightening in humor...

...?

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"...That's just in poor taste." Millenia shook her head, from her judges box seat.

"Though he could have picked worse people to do it to." She added, staring down as the mostly unclad Glenn suddenly had another strip cut out of his clothes. "WOOO! Take it all off!" She screamed down into the arena, as the red-faced Glenn tried desperately to cover himself.

Attempts at flight simply got him herded back to the center of the arena by a angry dog.

Lasting fourty-five minutes, Glenn's loss was to be the most popular one of that week.

While humiliating and indeed effective, however, Shadow's win has had some backlash.

For one, Glenn now has a calendar deal, something that never would have happened before.

For another, people are now looking at Shadow funny and whispering about him liking naked men a bit too much.

His initial strategy, killing them all, worked until Piastol said it.

Now he just pretends to not hear them.

That doesn't work either.

Glenn: 8
Shadow: 69