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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, kids! Your favorite octopus royalty is once again on the prowl, fresh from a win against some baby-eating moron! Now, for the next dish on this marvelous course, is the ur-bimbo Feena, she who fell in love with Justin! So, she thinks she can fry the great Ultros with that pesky TimeGate combo? Well, Ultros doesn't go down so easily, and his bag of tricks is more than enough to put down that adventuring ditz in a hurry! She'll be unable to destroy Ultros with her single money trick, and that means she'll turn into a sitting duck for Imp Songs, tentacle assaults and all kinds of horrors taught specially to octopus royalty! The delicious morsel wants to tease the octopus? She may as well give up, and Ultros could quite certainly grab his bib today. |
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There may be more than one way to skin a cat, but with 10 legs, there are ten to the tenth degree ways to cook an squid! Feena intends to sample each and every way this match, and with Time Stop, that just may be possible! She's already accomplished her goal this season in outlasting Rune, so she can really slow down and enjoy herself with some shocking moments. Her magic, speed, and surprising durability for a mage of her caliber fuse into a serious force to be reckoned with in a match, more-so than some soft-bellied squid that tries to get in her way. It'll be seafood soup for the ranks of the DL after this match is over with the magic of Zap Whips to delicately fry Ultros to bits, while Feena moves on to much more suitable challenges for her time in the Arena. |
SageAcrin I could give a long, studied speech about this match. Or I could just simply say the word "Tentacles". Both would sum up this match evenly, after all. As much as any of Ultros' matches against a female. ... ...Yeah, I know Feena won. What's your point? Sometimes, when you win, you lose. And sometimes it's really just unavoidable. Ultros: 24 Namagomi
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